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Subject: Favorite Sayings Tue May 17, 2011 10:46 pm
Are there any sayings that you use quite a bit?
Whenever someone calls something ridiculous or outrageous, I always respond with "I'll tell you what's ridiculous/outrageous: these prices"
A new one I heard from a co-worker who served in Iraq that I'm sure I'll get a lot of use out of: "Take your dickbeaters and cover your cocksucker"
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Wed May 18, 2011 3:46 pm
"I'M SICK OF IT!"
Whenever the wife sneaks off to the bathroom I yell: "ARE YOU POOPIN'?!?!" (She HATES that! )
Whenever one of my male friends says he has to go take a piss: "Don't forget to wipe!"
"I will punch you in the throat."
"Suck it, Trebek!"
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SteelCityMom
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Wed May 18, 2011 4:29 pm
Since I'm an MST junkie, many of my favorite sayings come from there.
When I'm jokingly angry at Jon, I say "You die, Joel!"
Anytime I see mittens or hear someone talking about mittens I reply with "Joe Don Baker is Mittens". (This happens if I see/hear about Joe Don Baker as well)
If someone does or says something silly/stupid I usually reply with "Trumpy, you can do stupid things!" (One of my best friends here's this a lot, being that she is a closet blonde).
There's a ton more Mystie-isms I use, some are pretty random though.
One that I've inherited from my Dad is "You can shit a shit bird, but you can't snow the snowman" (I leave out the shit bird part when applying it to my daughter lol).
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Wed May 18, 2011 4:36 pm
SteelCityMom wrote:
Since I'm an MST junkie, many of my favorite sayings come from there.
When I'm jokingly angry at Jon, I say "You die, Joel!"
Anytime I see mittens or hear someone talking about mittens I reply with "Joe Don Baker is Mittens". (This happens if I see/hear about Joe Don Baker as well)
If someone does or says something silly/stupid I usually reply with "Trumpy, you can do stupid things!" (One of my best friends here's this a lot, being that she is a closet blonde).
There's a ton more Mystie-isms I use, some are pretty random though.
One that I've inherited from my Dad is "You can shit a shit bird, but you can't snow the snowman" (I leave out the shit bird part when applying it to my daughter lol).
I used to use the Trumpy one a lot too after I first saw that episode.
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Wed May 18, 2011 9:10 pm
After saying this to my wife once, she now enjoys using it on others:
"Your level of rage is disproportionate to the situation."
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Wed May 18, 2011 10:19 pm
Every night I leave work, I say my catch phrase to my co-workers ... One more day closer to retirement.
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Thu May 19, 2011 12:54 am
When someone says something that is on target or that I agree with I say bingo, they say bango, and I say bongo.
This also works when someone else says bingo and I follow it up with bango.
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Thu May 19, 2011 3:28 pm
JonM229 wrote:
After saying this to my wife once, she now enjoys using it on others: "Your level of rage is disproportionate to the situation."
that ones going in the bank
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Fri Jul 08, 2011 4:03 am
"Whammy"
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:56 pm
To my wife when I don't feel well or am hurting:
"If you truly love me you'll shoot me in the back of the head."
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Thu Aug 11, 2011 11:58 pm
"Is the juice worth the squeeze?"
You'd be amazed how many people don't ask themselves this before doing something (generally bone headed)
Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:00 am
BGSU A Dub wrote:
"Is the juice worth the squeeze?"
You'd be amazed how many people don't ask themselves this before doing something (generally bone headed)
Is that what you say before you cop a feel?
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:01 am
BGSU A Dub wrote:
"Is the juice worth the squeeze?"
You'd be amazed how many people don't ask themselves this before doing something (generally bone headed)
It sounds messy and dirty.
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:06 am
Buddha Bus wrote:
It sounds messy and dirty.
Not if you use the proper precautions such a large container, a tube sock, or a Lady Gaga t-shirt.
Another one of my favorite "sayings" is using the "f" word in the middle of sentenses. It adds so much more emphasis. Example: What are you thinking? vs. What the f*#$ are you thinking?
It's even better when you put it in the middle of a word: Unbelieveable vs. Unf*&%ingbelieveable
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:07 am
BGSU A Dub wrote:
Another one of my favorite "sayings" is using the "f" word in the middle of sentenses. It adds so much more emphasis. Example: What are you thinking? vs. What the f*#$ are you thinking?
It's even better when you put it in the middle of a word: Unbelieveable vs. Unf*&%ing believeable
I prefer "fuck those fucking fuckers"!!!!!!!
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Fri Aug 12, 2011 12:16 am
It's not really a saying, but it's something I do ... and it drives LoS nuts.
She'll start a sentence off with something like, "So, tell me what you think ..."
I stop her and say, "WAIT! WAIT! You asked me what I think, so I'll tell you." I then make up some random shit that I'm "thinking about" at that moment. Drives her nuts.
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SteelCityMom
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:01 pm
Ever since watching this video...
A couple of phrases have become quite popular with us.
"I'm fucking my hand" - Can be used in a variety of situations...mostly shitty ones.
"Jump fuck your mama" - Shows glee, surprise and random jackassery.
"Denzel Washington" - Mostly surprise at an unexpected situation/phrase
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Fri Aug 12, 2011 4:13 pm
Usually use it when my brothers and I talk about movies, tv, books or whatever. Prettay, prettay, pretty good.
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:23 pm
Die in fire- when you've pissed me off
jesus tap dancing christ- when I'm exasperated
sperm receptacle- when I'm feeling a little misogynistic
There are times when saying fuck feels almost as good as the actual act.
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Subject: Re: Favorite Sayings Fri Mar 16, 2012 10:39 pm
Shut your piehole (mostly when Obama is on my TV) It is what it is Get a grip! Get over it! Grow the hell up! And a good portion of the Rock's favorite catchphrases for good measure.
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