Subject: to eat or not to eat ... Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:35 pm
i've got a slice of peperoni pizza here that is roughly 50 hours old. it hasn't been refrigerated ,but it's still in the box . is it safe to heat it up and eat it ? bums eat old shit out of dumpsters all the time ... what's your time limit before you call unrefridgerated pizza unedible ? what's the oldest pizza you've ever eaten.
Buddha Bus
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:38 pm
Don't be a pussy. Eat it!
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:43 pm
i've eaten left over pizza that was probably close to 24 hours old with no ill effects , but 50 hours at 70 degree's or so might be in the danger zone.
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Fri Apr 10, 2015 9:55 pm
Master_Of_Puppets wrote:
i've eaten left over pizza that was probably close to 24 hours old with no ill effects , but 50 hours at 70 degree's or so might be in the danger zone.
What's the worst that could happen? You get some severe squirts? At least you'd have some more marital conversations for the "How are you weird?" thread.
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:07 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
Master_Of_Puppets wrote:
i've eaten left over pizza that was probably close to 24 hours old with no ill effects , but 50 hours at 70 degree's or so might be in the danger zone.
What's the worst that could happen? You get some severe squirts? At least you'd have some more marital conversations for the "How are you weird?" thread.
and my luck "the squirts" , would hit me at work tommorrow.
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:21 pm
If you eat the pizza and get sick, just do what Buddha does ... coat your stomach with Zima.
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Fri Apr 10, 2015 10:47 pm
JonM229 wrote:
Eat it, it'll put some hair on your chest
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Fri Apr 10, 2015 11:12 pm
Ew, don't do it! That's nasty!
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Sat Apr 11, 2015 12:07 am
i wussed out . i threw it outside to avoid any further temptation. the risk vs reward was just too far apart. especially considering i only live 2 minutes away from little ceasars or pizza hut ...
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Sat Apr 11, 2015 2:43 am
A little fuzz never hurt anyone.
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Sat Apr 11, 2015 8:17 am
JonM229 wrote:
Eat it, it'll put some hair on your chest
Apparently Jon eats 50 hour old pizza morning, noon, and night.... and has for a very long time.
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Sat Apr 11, 2015 8:22 am
Wallace108 wrote:
If you eat the pizza and get sick, just do what Buddha does ... coat your stomach with Zima.
Oh... a wise guy, huh!?!
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Sat Apr 11, 2015 8:24 am
Master_Of_Puppets wrote:
i wussed out . i threw it outside to avoid any further temptation. the risk vs reward was just too far apart. especially considering i only live 2 minutes away from little ceasars or pizza hut ...
Well, unlike Little Caesar's, this thread DIDN'T deliver.
There's only one way to save it now....
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Subject: Re: to eat or not to eat ... Sun Apr 12, 2015 12:27 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
Master_Of_Puppets wrote:
i wussed out . i threw it outside to avoid any further temptation. the risk vs reward was just too far apart. especially considering i only live 2 minutes away from little ceasars or pizza hut ...
Well, unlike Little Caesar's, this thread DIDN'T deliver.
little ceasars DON'T deliver soooo... what you goobers should have done is lied and said shit like ,"hell i've eaten 4 day old pizza" it may have lulled me into a false sense of security and i woulda woofed it done ...
