Minnesota Vikings' Adrian Peterson reinstated by NFL

Minnesota Vikings' Adrian Peterson reinstated by NFL
By Chris Wesseling
Around the NFL Writer
Published: April 16, 2015 at 02:07 p.m. Updated: April 16, 2015 at 09:37 p.m.

The NFL's premier running back is officially back.

The league announced Thursday that Adrian Peterson has been reinstated as an active NFL player and may participate in all scheduled activities with the Minnesota Vikings. The reinstatement became effective Friday.

NFL Media Insider Ian Rapoport reports, via a source involved, that Peterson will face no further suspension upon reinstatement. U.S. District Judge David S. Doty will decide in October how many game checks the Vikings star will lose, per Rapoport. It could be as many as three or as few as zero.


The Vikings released a statement Thursday indicating that they "look forward to Adrian re-joining the Vikings."

Peterson was suspended on Nov. 18 stemming from a no contest plea on what the league called "an incident of abusive discipline" toward his 4-year-old son.

After playing the season opener, Peterson was placed on the Exempt/Commissioner's Permission List. He missed the final 15 games of the 2014 season.

Commissioner Roger Goodell informed Peterson that he must fulfill all remaining legal obligations in Minnesota and Texas, as well as additional counseling and treatments.

Now that Peterson is cleared to return to the gridiron, the next step is determining a winner in his ongoing saga with the Vikings.


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Hide yo kids, hide yo wife cause they've reinstated Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson.

JonM229 wrote:

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife cause they've reinstated Ray Rice and Adrian Peterson.

I don't need to hide my kids because:


1) Peterson only beats his own kids.

2) I don't have any.

Buddha Bus wrote:

I don't need to hide my kids because:


1) Peterson only beats his own kids.

2) I don't have any.

But if you had kids:

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

I don't need to hide my kids because:


1) Peterson only beats his own kids.

2) I don't have any.

But if you had kids:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

Buddha Bus wrote:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

.....we know

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

.....we know  

That's it. My feelings are officially too hurt now.

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

That's it. My feelings are officially too hurt now.

Unfortunately, I'll have to wait till both of you get out of the shower.... which could be awhile.

Buddha Bus wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

.....we know  

That's it. My feelings are officially too hurt now.

Ummm....

Don't you have to have feeling in order to have them hurt?

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

.....we know  

That's it. My feelings are officially too hurt now.

Ummm....

Don't you have to have feeling in order to have them hurt?

If I wanted to hurt you all I'd have to do is throw you out into the sunlight without your Coppertone SPF 4000, you damned red-headed vampire!

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

.....we know  

That's it. My feelings are officially too hurt now.

Ummm....

Don't you have to have feeling in order to have them hurt?

Whenever I tell my wife that she hurt my feelings, she responds with, "No I didn't. Robots don't have feelings."

JonM229 wrote:

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

.....we know  

That's it. My feelings are officially too hurt now.

Ummm....

Don't you have to have feeling in order to have them hurt?

Whenever I tell my wife that she hurt my feelings, she responds with, "No I didn't.  Dog molesters don't have feelings."

Fixed for accuracy.

Buddha Bus wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

Whenever I tell my wife that she hurt my feelings, she responds with, "No I didn't.  Dog molesters don't have feelings."

Fixed for accuracy.

That hurt my feelings

Buddha Bus wrote:

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

.....we know  

That's it. My feelings are officially too hurt now.

Ummm....

Don't you have to have feeling in order to have them hurt?

If I wanted to hurt you all I'd have to do is throw you out into the sunlight without your Coppertone SPF 4000, you damned red-headed vampire!

That means you'd actually have to get up off the couch. You sure you got that much energy saved yet? Let alone enough to actually get to the front door

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

.....we know  

That's it. My feelings are officially too hurt now.

Ummm....

Don't you have to have feeling in order to have them hurt?

If I wanted to hurt you all I'd have to do is throw you out into the sunlight without your Coppertone SPF 4000, you damned red-headed vampire!

That means you'd actually have to get up off the couch.  You sure you got that much energy saved yet?  Let alone enough to actually get to the front door

Who says I need to get up? All I need is some garlic to drive you out. It's like a remote control for vampire gingers.

Spoiler:

Buddha Bus wrote:

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

.....we know  

That's it. My feelings are officially too hurt now.

Ummm....

Don't you have to have feeling in order to have them hurt?

If I wanted to hurt you all I'd have to do is throw you out into the sunlight without your Coppertone SPF 4000, you damned red-headed vampire!

That means you'd actually have to get up off the couch.  You sure you got that much energy saved yet?  Let alone enough to actually get to the front door

Who says I need to get up? All I need is some garlic to drive you out. It's like a remote control for vampire gingers.

Spoiler:

Again, you'd have to get up and get the garlic and unless you kept it stocked in the college refrigerator by the side of your couch with your strange ales, then I'd say I'm safe.

You doing physical activity would the equivalent of Ike Taylor catching a football during a game, and well, sense he's retired, that isn't going to happen any time soon.

Spoiler:

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

Except that he wouldn't be talking about cats.

.....we know  

That's it. My feelings are officially too hurt now.

Ummm....

Don't you have to have feeling in order to have them hurt?

If I wanted to hurt you all I'd have to do is throw you out into the sunlight without your Coppertone SPF 4000, you damned red-headed vampire!

That means you'd actually have to get up off the couch.  You sure you got that much energy saved yet?  Let alone enough to actually get to the front door

Who says I need to get up? All I need is some garlic to drive you out. It's like a remote control for vampire gingers.

Spoiler:

Again, you'd have to get up and get the garlic and unless you kept it stocked in the college refrigerator by the side of your couch with your strange ales, then I'd say I'm safe.

You doing physical activity would the equivalent of Ike Taylor catching a football during a game, and well, sense he's retired, that isn't going to happen any time soon.

Spoiler:

I won't need to get up. I wear a necklace of garlic cloves around my neck at all times. I have a brother-in-law who's a ginger... and a Ravens fan. I also see the demon spawn of the evil undead shambling around everywhere there is ample shade and normal humans to feed on at night. I'm always prepared for the Ginger Apocalypse at all times.

back to the thread....

Looks like the Cowboys and Raiders are looking interested in Peterson.

Still wondering about the Cardinals and what play they'll have in the game.

stlrtruck wrote:

Still wondering about the Cardinals and what play they'll have in the game.

As soon as they realize Peterson has never played for the Steelers, they will withdraw from the running.