Subject: Re: Favorite movie quotes Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:05 am
"Lighten up, Francis." Sgt. Hulka, Stripes
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Subject: Re: Favorite movie quotes Tue Apr 19, 2011 3:18 am
"Why do we fall? So that we can learn to pick ourselves up" Batman Begins
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Subject: Re: Favorite movie quotes Tue Apr 19, 2011 4:14 am
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?" John "Bluto" Blutarsky, Animal House
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Subject: Re: Favorite movie quotes Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:05 am
Buddha Bus wrote:
"Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!?" John "Bluto" Blutarsky, Animal House
Dang you got the best of all time right there!
How about this one?
"Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about me not listening to her, or something, I don't know I wasn't really paying attention." dumb and dumber
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Subject: Re: Favorite movie quotes Tue Apr 19, 2011 8:56 am
A couple of my favorite not funny ones.
"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." Great movie and from one of the best actors ever, IMO.
"A census taker once tried to test me. I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti." Evil genius, that movie still freaks me out.
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." A cationary tale for hotties everwhere.
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These are my favorite quotes from a movie I love, The Crow. A veritable quote machine.
T-Bird: I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished. Top Dollar: Yeah, and who might that be? T-Bird: Tin Tin, somebody stuck his blades in all his major organs in alphabetical order. Top Dollar: Well, gentlemen, by all means, I think we oughta have an introspective moment of silence for poor ol' Tin Tin. [sniffs drugs]
Top Dollar: Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!
Top Dollar: Our friend T-bird won't be joining us this evening on account of a slight case of death.
Sarah: [voiceover] If the people we love are stolen from us, the way to have them live on is to never stop loving them. Buildings burn, people die, but real love is forever.
Albrecht: Great. A guy shows up looking like a mime from Hell and you lose him right out in the open. Well, at least he didn't do that walking against the wind shit, I hate that.
[after shooting the crow] Top Dollar: Quick impression for you: Caw! Caw! Bang! Fuck, I'm dead!
Top Dollar: For a ghost you bleed just fine.
Eric Draven: He was already dead. He died a year ago the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.
Top Dollar: No, I want you to set a fire so goddamn big, the gods'll notice us again, that's what I'm sayin'. I want all of you boys to be able to look me straight in the eye one more time and say: ARE WE HAVING FUN OR WHAT? Hey, you! What's your name? Skank? You don't feel that? Skank: I feel like a little worm on a big fuckin' hook. [All the other thugs laugh] Top Dollar: "I feel like a little worm on a big fucking hook." Well, boy, your mama must be damn proud of you!
Sarah: A building gets torched, all that is left is ashes. I used to think that was true about everything, families, friends, feelings. But now I know, that sometimes if love proves real, two people who are meant to be together, nothing can keep them apart.
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These are my favorite quotes from a movie I love, The Crow. A veritable quote machine.
It should come as no surprise, but I loved The Crow. And apparently, so did WCW and Sting. ;)
The sequels were poop though. Damn shame Brandon Lee died filming that movie. He could have been a break-out star from that.
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Some of my favorite quotes from another classic, Caddyshack.
Sandy: I want you to kill every gophers on the golf course! Carl Spackler: Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key... Sandy: Not golfers, you great fool! Gophers! The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents* -! Carl Spackler: We can do that; we don't even have to have a reason. All right, let's do the same thing, but with gophers -!
Al Czervik: Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dog food. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it.
Carl Spackler: This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.
Judge Smails: How about a Fresca?
Lacey Underall: My uncle says you've got a screw loose. Ty Webb: Your uncle molests collies.
Carl Spackler: I smell varmint poontang. And the only good varmint poontang is dead varmint poontang, I think.
Lou Loomis: Pick up that blood!
Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid.
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From another one of my favorite movies ... now THIS movie was a quote machine. And this is just a sample from Full Metal Jacket:
"The dead know only one thing: it is better to be alive." -Private Joker
"These are great days we're living, bros. We are jolly green giants, walking the Earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting." -Crazy Earl
"Today... is Christmas! There will be a magic show at zero-nine-thirty! Chaplain Charlie will tell you about how the free world will conquer Communism with the aid of God and a few Marines! God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see! He plays His games, we play ours! To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls! God was here before the Marine Corps! So you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the Corps!" -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"Oh that's right, Private Pyle, don't make any fucking effort to get to the top of the fucking obstacle. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there by now, wouldn't he?" -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"Private Pyle I'm gonna give you three seconds; exactly three-fucking-seconds to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you! ONE! TWO! THREE!" -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
"I wanted to see exotic Vietnam... the crown jewel of Southeast Asia. I wanted to meet interesting and stimulating people of an ancient culture... and kill them. I wanted to be the first kid on my block to get a confirmed kill!" -Private Joker
"You'd better flush out your head, new guy. This isn't about freedom; this is a slaughter. If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang." -Animal Mother
"A day without blood is like a day without sunshine." -Private Joker
And of course ....
"Well, baby, me so horny. Me so HORNY. Me love you long time. You party?" -Da Nang Hooker
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Raoul Duke: A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip. From Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
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Subject: Re: Favorite movie quotes Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:36 am
Buddha Bus wrote:
Raoul Duke: A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip. From Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
fantastic movie and i didnt even realize that was johnny depp until i saw the credits
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Raoul Duke: A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip. From Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
fantastic movie and i didnt even realize that was johnny depp until i saw the credits
Were you "partaking" at the time, perchance, VA?
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Subject: Re: Favorite movie quotes Fri Apr 22, 2011 1:02 am
"Deserves got nothin to do with it"
-Clint Eastwood, Unforgiven
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Subject: Re: Favorite movie quotes Fri Apr 22, 2011 7:04 am
Buddha Bus wrote:
vasteeler wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
Raoul Duke: A drug person can learn to cope with things like seeing their dead grandmother crawling up their leg with a knife in her teeth. But no one should be asked to handle this trip. From Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas
fantastic movie and i didnt even realize that was johnny depp until i saw the credits
Were you "partaking" at the time, perchance, VA?
man, that movie is screwed up enough after watching it i felt like i had to go take a 5 hour nap.
my favorite part of that movie was when he woke up in the hotel after a hard night and you just kind of felt relieved for the man that his trip was finally over then he stood up and had a tail
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[Having said "get three coffins ready" earlier] The Man With No Name: My mistake. Four coffins...
The Man With No Name: You see, I understand you men were just playin' around, but the mule, he just doesn't get it. Course, if you were to all apologize... [Men Laugh] The Man With No Name: I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it.
From A Fistful Of Dollars
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Joel: "Mitchell". Even his NAME says "Is that a beer?"
Joel: I love pulling my gun when I come home! Scares my cats half to death!
Crow T. Robot: You know, at this stage in any killing spree, you really ought to turn the gun on yourself. Crow T. Robot, Tom Servo: [chanting] Turn it! Turn it! Turn it! Turn it! Joel: Hey! Hey!
Crow T. Robot: [as police chief] Well you're rich and white. I don't see a problem with it.
Joel: It's not often you see Johnny Mathis in the wild.
[repeatedly] Joel, Crow, Tom: Mitchell!
From Mystery Science Theater 3000: Mitchell
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Randal Graves: My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.
Jay: I dunno dude, that Caitlin chick's nice, but I've seen that Veronica girl doing shit for you all the time. I saw her rubbing your back, fucking comes and brings you food. Didn't I see her change your tire once? Dante Hicks: Hey-hey, you know, I jacked up the car, all she did was unloosen the nuts and put the tire on. Jay: I dunno, she does a lot for you. Dante Hicks: She's my girlfriend. Jay: I had some girlfriends too, but all they wanted from me is weed and shit. Shit my grandmother used to say 'What's better, fuckin', a good plate with nothin' on it... ' no wait I fucked up. 'What's a good plate with nothing on it?' Dante Hicks: Meaning? Jay: I dunno, she was senile and shit, she used to fuckin' piss herself all the time, and shit herself. Come on, Silent Bob, lets get the fuck out of this fucking jip joint, with this fucking f****t Dante, you cock smoker!
[after losing a hockey ball from the roof] Dante Hicks: Are there any balls down there? Jay: About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry!
Dante Hicks: "Best of Both Worlds"? Randal Graves: Hermaphroditic porn. Starlets with both organs. You should see the box. Beautiful chicks with dicks that put mine to shame. Dante Hicks: And you rented this? Randal Graves: Hey, I like to expand my horizons.
Dante Hicks: I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks. Randal Graves: 37.
Dante Hicks: "Empire" had the better ending. I mean, Luke gets his hand cut off, finds out Vader's his father, Han gets frozen and taken away by Boba Fett. It ends on such a down note. I mean, that's what life is, a series of down endings. All "Jedi" had was a bunch of Muppets.
Randal Graves: People say crazy shit during sex. One time I called this girl "Mom."
Randal Graves: This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.
Dante Hicks: You get me slapped with a fine. You pick fights with the customers and I have to patch everything up. You get us chased out of a funeral home by violating a corpse. To top it all off, you ruined my relationship with Veronica! What's your encore? Do you, like, anally rape my mother while pouring sugar in my gas tank?
[about Silent Bob's Russian Cousin] Jay's Lady Friend: He only speaks Russian? Jay: Naw, he speaks some English, but he cannot speak it good like we do.
#812 Wynarski: I went in there the other day and that son of a bitch was sleeping. Dante Hicks: I'm sure he wasn't sleeping #812 Wynarski: Are you calling me a liar? Are you calling me a liar? Dante Hicks: No, he was probably just resting his eyes. #812 Wynarski: What is that, resting his eyes? Like he's some air traffic controller? Dante Hicks: Actually that's his night job. #812 Wynarski: A wise ass too huh? Yeah, keep crackin' wise. That's why you're jockeying some fuckin' cash register in a local convenience store instead of out there workin' a real job.
Dante Hicks: I'm not even supposed to be here today!
From Clerks
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It figures you'd post quotes from Clerks right now. Five minutes ago, I was looking at quotes from Chasing Amy. But I'm sure you already knew that.
"BLACK RAGE!!!!!!!!!"
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Subject: Re: Favorite movie quotes Sat Apr 23, 2011 4:08 pm
Bar Patron: Hey, hey. Yeah you, get up. What are you retarded? Get off the fucking car! Raving Bitch: Hey dickless, get off the fucking car! Hey fucksuck, get your slippery fucking ass off the car! Listen to me, get off the fucking car with your fucking ass! Parker: Shut that cunts mouth or I'll come over there and fuckstart her head!
From Way Of The Gun
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