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Subject: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 5:48 pm
This is a thread for everyone to post the most embarrassing CDs/albums they ever paid money for. I say paid for because it's more embarrassing when you know you shelled out some coin for a load of shite! Don't include stuff Mommy and Daddy bought for you when you were 7 years old.
I'll start with a musical shit-stick of aural punishment known as The Bay City Rollers "Greatest Hits". I'm not sure who it was with the shotgun jammed in my spinal column at the record store that day, but surely only the threat of hot leaded death could have possessed me to lay my dollars down on this pile of human sugar-pop excrement. Man, I feel like I owe myself a punch in the face for that one.
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JonM229
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:12 pm
I burned a copy of this CD from the library, so I don't feel as bad as if I bought it. But still, I'm pretty ashamed of myself.
Saturday
Night
Fever
Soundtrack
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Buddha Bus
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:18 pm
JonM229 wrote:
I burned a copy of this CD from the library, so I don't feel as bad as if I bought it. But still, I'm pretty ashamed of myself.
Saturday
Night
Fever
Soundtrack
Hey, at least there's still good "70s party" value with that. I have it myself!
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:23 pm
Can I include my entire 80s hair metal collection? Truth be told, I still love hair metal.
The first CD from my hall of shame is the soundtrack to the movie The Thing Called Love. It was a really good movie, and there was a song in it that I really liked (but I didn't know the name of it). I bought the CD specifically for that song ... and it wasn't even on the soundtrack.
I still have that stupid CD.
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 7:38 pm
Here's another soundtrack I can't believe I bought ... from the horror film Shocker.
As bad as the movie was, the soundtrack was even worse. I got it because it had songs by: Megadeth Dangerous Toys The Dudes of Wrath (which was a fake band made up of Paul Stanley, Vivian Campbell, Tommy Lee, and Rudy Sarzo)
Needless to say, considering the musicians on the album, it's crappiness was a total shocker. (see what I did there? OK, nevermind ... )
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 8:02 pm
Another one that I have a hard time admitting, but still enjoy some of it, was Shaquille O'Neal's first rap CD "Shaq Diesel". It's pretty groan inducing and typical Shaq mumbly-mouthed, but dammit, a couple of those songs are catchy! Please don't tell anyone, fellas!
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:17 pm
An album I owned in high school that would have made you think I was a horny 13 year old girl was... ugh, I can't believe I'm going to admit this..... Trixter's self-titled debut. Yes.... a horrid piece of vinyl auditory destruction that not even Saddam Hussein himself would have been heartless enough to unleash on his own people for fear of NATO intervention on the grounds of crimes against humanity. One listen and you'll pray for a mustard gas bomb to fall in your lap!
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 10:57 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
An album I owned in high school that would have made you think I was a horny 13 year old girl was... ugh, I can't believe I'm going to admit this..... Trixter's self-titled debut. Yes.... a horrid piece of vinyl auditory destruction that not even Saddam Hussein himself would have been heartless enough to unleash on his own people for fear of NATO intervention on the grounds of crimes against humanity. One listen and you'll pray for a mustard gas bomb to fall in your lap!
Not only do I have Trixter's debut album, I've got their sophomore album as well. And I saw them in concert.
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:04 pm
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
An album I owned in high school that would have made you think I was a horny 13 year old girl was... ugh, I can't believe I'm going to admit this..... Trixter's self-titled debut. Yes.... a horrid piece of vinyl auditory destruction that not even Saddam Hussein himself would have been heartless enough to unleash on his own people for fear of NATO intervention on the grounds of crimes against humanity. One listen and you'll pray for a mustard gas bomb to fall in your lap!
Not only do I have Trixter's debut album, I've got their sophomore album as well. And I saw them in concert.
I am getting in my car now and heading to Ohio to beat the shit out of you now... on principle.
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:08 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
An album I owned in high school that would have made you think I was a horny 13 year old girl was... ugh, I can't believe I'm going to admit this..... Trixter's self-titled debut. Yes.... a horrid piece of vinyl auditory destruction that not even Saddam Hussein himself would have been heartless enough to unleash on his own people for fear of NATO intervention on the grounds of crimes against humanity. One listen and you'll pray for a mustard gas bomb to fall in your lap!
Not only do I have Trixter's debut album, I've got their sophomore album as well. And I saw them in concert.
I am getting in my car now and heading to Ohio to beat the shit out of you now... on principle.
Sweet, I'll pop in some Trixter and break out the Busch Light.
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:26 pm
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
An album I owned in high school that would have made you think I was a horny 13 year old girl was... ugh, I can't believe I'm going to admit this..... Trixter's self-titled debut. Yes.... a horrid piece of vinyl auditory destruction that not even Saddam Hussein himself would have been heartless enough to unleash on his own people for fear of NATO intervention on the grounds of crimes against humanity. One listen and you'll pray for a mustard gas bomb to fall in your lap!
Not only do I have Trixter's debut album, I've got their sophomore album as well. And I saw them in concert.
I am getting in my car now and heading to Ohio to beat the shit out of you now... on principle.
Sweet, I'll pop in some Trixter and break out the Busch Light.
That's two beatings coming your way when I get there, smart ass!!!
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:35 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
An album I owned in high school that would have made you think I was a horny 13 year old girl was... ugh, I can't believe I'm going to admit this..... Trixter's self-titled debut. Yes.... a horrid piece of vinyl auditory destruction that not even Saddam Hussein himself would have been heartless enough to unleash on his own people for fear of NATO intervention on the grounds of crimes against humanity. One listen and you'll pray for a mustard gas bomb to fall in your lap!
Not only do I have Trixter's debut album, I've got their sophomore album as well. And I saw them in concert.
I am getting in my car now and heading to Ohio to beat the shit out of you now... on principle.
Sweet, I'll pop in some Trixter and break out the Busch Light.
That's two beatings coming your way when I get there, smart ass!!!
Why is that smilie hitting the horse in the nuts? Is that how you "beat" a dead horse?
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Thu Apr 21, 2011 11:40 pm
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
An album I owned in high school that would have made you think I was a horny 13 year old girl was... ugh, I can't believe I'm going to admit this..... Trixter's self-titled debut. Yes.... a horrid piece of vinyl auditory destruction that not even Saddam Hussein himself would have been heartless enough to unleash on his own people for fear of NATO intervention on the grounds of crimes against humanity. One listen and you'll pray for a mustard gas bomb to fall in your lap!
Not only do I have Trixter's debut album, I've got their sophomore album as well. And I saw them in concert.
I am getting in my car now and heading to Ohio to beat the shit out of you now... on principle.
Sweet, I'll pop in some Trixter and break out the Busch Light.
That's two beatings coming your way when I get there, smart ass!!!
Why is that smilie hitting the horse in the nuts? Is that how you "beat" a dead horse?
How do you know it's not a female and he's just pleasuring it?
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SteelCityMom
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Fri Apr 29, 2011 6:08 pm
New Kids on the Block
I know I bought some other embarrassing shit when I was a kid...thankfully I was a kid and didn't know any better and thankfully I have a kick ass brother who instilled some musical taste in me at a young age.
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Wed May 04, 2011 6:42 pm
Yep..... I actually bought Vanilla Ice's album "To The Extreme".
Somebody may need to include me in their next "Ultimate Deathmatch" or "People Who Ought To Be Killed" post.
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Buddha Bus
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:17 am
Yep, I paid good money for Sting's "The Dream Of The Blue Turtles". Somebody punch me in the face.
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JonM229
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:29 am
Can I punch Sting in the face instead?
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:31 am
JonM229 wrote:
Can I punch Sting in the face instead?
As if you need to ask.
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fer69
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:24 pm
i never bought it cuz its older than me but i used to listened to it all the time WTF was i thinking i so getting banned for this or worst :chainsaw:
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:27 pm
fer69 wrote:
i never bought it cuz its older than me but i used to listened to it all the time WTF was i thinking i so getting banned for this or worst :chainsaw:
This could be a VERY short-lived stay for you, fer!
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:33 pm
OK, fer..... I'll bail you out and take the heat off you.
I can't believe I'm about to admit that i bought The Pet Shop Boys "Please" album on cassette back in the day.
*Cue angry mob* :mob:
I'm gonna go ban my own ass now, thank you!
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fer69
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Sat Sep 17, 2011 3:55 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
OK, fer..... I'll bail you out and take the heat off you.
I can't believe I'm about to admit that i bought The Pet Shop Boys "Please" album on cassette back in the day.
*Cue angry mob* :mob:
I'm gonna go ban my own ass now, thank you!
you will be missed
solardave
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Subject: Re: What The Hell Was I Thinking!!!!! Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:15 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
An album I owned in high school that would have made you think I was a horny 13 year old girl was... ugh, I can't believe I'm going to admit this..... Trixter's self-titled debut. Yes.... a horrid piece of vinyl auditory destruction that not even Saddam Hussein himself would have been heartless enough to unleash on his own people for fear of NATO intervention on the grounds of crimes against humanity. One listen and you'll pray for a mustard gas bomb to fall in your lap!
Not only do I have Trixter's debut album, I've got their sophomore album as well. And I saw them in concert.
I am getting in my car now and heading to Ohio to beat the shit out of you now... on principle.
As Larry the Cable Guy says "ats funnier n hell!!"
)
you will be missed
