Terrell Owens signs with an Indoor Football League team

Terrell Owens signs with an Indoor Football League team
By Chris Chase


Terrell Owens' return to the Dallas area won't be as triumphant as he hoped. The former NFL star announced Wednesday that he signed to play for an Indoor Football League team in the Dallas suburb of Allen.

T.O. posted a brief message on Twitter in which he said he'll be a co-owner and player for the Allen Wranglers and -- whoa, hold up. The Wranglers? The Wranglers? If Brett Favre doesn't come back to play quarterback for this team, then all those "this is our country" commercials will have been aired in vain. It's a perfect opportunity. That could be his teammate. That could be his quarterback.

That's not happening, of course, because, uh, how do I put this nicely without insulting the fine folks in Allen, Texas, and at the IFL? Let's just say that playing against teams like the Lehigh Valley Steelhawks and Colorado Ice is a brief step down from where T.O. had hoped to be this season. Following a 72-catch campaign for the Cincinnati Bengals in 2010, Owens suffered an ACL injury in the offseason. He held a workout in October that no NFL team attended.

This caused T.O. to look for work opportunities elsewhere. He found it in Allen. ESPN Dallas reports that Wranglers GM and former Cowboys receiver Drew Pearson helped lure T.O. to the team.

"I want to make the Allen Wranglers the No. 1 attraction in Collin County," owner Jon Frankel said of Owens in one of the most "Texas" statements of all time.


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All I can say is (*deep breath in*).............


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I bet now he wishes he downed even more pills that one time.


....too dark?

I wonder if he ever looks back and thinks that he should've gone to the ratbirds instead of filthadelphia?

Lol. Just give it up, mane.

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"I want to make the Allen Wranglers the No. 1 attraction in Collin County," owner Jon Frankel said of Owens in one of the most "Texas" statements of all time.

I don't know ... it's tough to compete with the rodeo.

Wallace108 wrote:

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"I want to make the Allen Wranglers the No. 1 attraction in Collin County," owner Jon Frankel said of Owens in one of the most "Texas" statements of all time.

I don't know ... it's tough to compete with the rodeo.

Given the choice between indoor football and rodeo I vote rodeo. At least with rodeo you know all the bullshit is on the outside of the footwear.

I'm betting he's regretting not using condoms right about now. 4 kids with 4 women =44k a month in child support

supytalpeht wrote:

I'm betting he's regretting not using condoms right about now. 4 kids with 4 women =44k a month in child support

Ain't thet a bitch. Guess he skipped all the sex ed classes. No wonder he pleading poverty.