Create an Alternate Ending

Mrs. Doubtfire
Robin Williams should have been able to see his kids again, but only as Mrs. Doubtfire.

Who Framed Roger Rabbit
(After Eddie is shocked by Roger's handbuzzer)
Roger: Don't tell me that you've lost your sense of humor already.
Eddie: (Grabs Roger) Does this answer your question? (Dunks Roger in Dip)

Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King

Frodo and Samwise come out of the closet and demand the right to a civil union back in the Shire. Legolas decides, he too, will come out to Gimli and professes his undying love for him. Gimli cuts Legolas in half with his axe and goes to prison.


Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi

After the Deathstar is destroyed and the Rebel Alliance is partying it up with the Ewoks on Endor, the Rebels turn on the Ewoks killing and eating them. The Ewok's pelts are sold for top dollar on the Tatooine black market and Endor is raped for all of it's natural resources leaving it a cold, dead, barren planet and a cautionary tale for getting into bed with strangers in their socio-political conflicts with another power hungry, heartless regime.

Buddha Bus wrote:

Star Wars: Return Of The Jedi

After the Deathstar is destroyed and the Rebel Alliance is partying it up with the Ewoks on Endor, the Rebels turn on the Ewoks killing and eating them. The Ewok's pelts are sold for top dollar on the Tatooine black market and Endor is raped for all of it's natural resources leaving it a cold, dead, barren planet and a cautionary tale for getting into bed with strangers in their socio-political conflicts with another power hungry, heartless regime.

Any Kevin Costner movie:

"They figure out early on he's a self agrandizing boob and kill him off"