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PostSubject: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyTue May 17, 2011 10:46 pm

Are there any sayings that you use quite a bit?

Whenever someone calls something ridiculous or outrageous, I always respond with "I'll tell you what's ridiculous/outrageous: these prices"

A new one I heard from a co-worker who served in Iraq that I'm sure I'll get a lot of use out of:
"Take your dickbeaters and cover your cocksucker"

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Wallace108: Jon, how the hell do you expect any of us to ever follow your posts? You always set the bar awfully high.  Favorite Sayings 1664291743

"Ray Rice is special.  He is a guy for all situations, as I have said before, even in an elevator." -Mike Tomlin
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyWed May 18, 2011 3:46 pm

"I'M SICK OF IT!" Favorite Sayings 2625562446

Whenever the wife sneaks off to the bathroom I yell: "ARE YOU POOPIN'?!?!" (She HATES that! Favorite Sayings 3798349058)

Whenever one of my male friends says he has to go take a piss: "Don't forget to wipe!"

"I will punch you in the throat."

"Suck it, Trebek!"

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyWed May 18, 2011 4:29 pm

Since I'm an MST junkie, many of my favorite sayings come from there.

When I'm jokingly angry at Jon, I say "You die, Joel!"

Anytime I see mittens or hear someone talking about mittens I reply with "Joe Don Baker is Mittens". (This happens if I see/hear about Joe Don Baker as well)

If someone does or says something silly/stupid I usually reply with "Trumpy, you can do stupid things!" (One of my best friends here's this a lot, being that she is a closet blonde).

There's a ton more Mystie-isms I use, some are pretty random though.



One that I've inherited from my Dad is "You can shit a shit bird, but you can't snow the snowman" (I leave out the shit bird part when applying it to my daughter lol).

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyWed May 18, 2011 4:36 pm

SteelCityMom wrote:
Since I'm an MST junkie, many of my favorite sayings come from there.

When I'm jokingly angry at Jon, I say "You die, Joel!"

Anytime I see mittens or hear someone talking about mittens I reply with "Joe Don Baker is Mittens". (This happens if I see/hear about Joe Don Baker as well)

If someone does or says something silly/stupid I usually reply with "Trumpy, you can do stupid things!" (One of my best friends here's this a lot, being that she is a closet blonde).

There's a ton more Mystie-isms I use, some are pretty random though.



One that I've inherited from my Dad is "You can shit a shit bird, but you can't snow the snowman" (I leave out the shit bird part when applying it to my daughter lol).



I used to use the Trumpy one a lot too after I first saw that episode. Favorite Sayings 1797695198

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyWed May 18, 2011 9:10 pm

After saying this to my wife once, she now enjoys using it on others:

"Your level of rage is disproportionate to the situation."

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Wallace108: Jon, how the hell do you expect any of us to ever follow your posts? You always set the bar awfully high.  Favorite Sayings 1664291743

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyWed May 18, 2011 10:19 pm

Every night I leave work, I say my catch phrase to my co-workers ... One more day closer to retirement.

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyThu May 19, 2011 12:54 am

When someone says something that is on target or that I agree with I say bingo, they say bango, and I say bongo.

This also works when someone else says bingo and I follow it up with bango.

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyThu May 19, 2011 3:28 pm

JonM229 wrote:
After saying this to my wife once, she now enjoys using it on others:

"Your level of rage is disproportionate to the situation."


that ones going in the bank
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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyFri Jul 08, 2011 4:03 am

"Whammy"


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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyThu Aug 11, 2011 11:56 pm

To my wife when I don't feel well or am hurting:

"If you truly love me you'll shoot me in the back of the head."

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyThu Aug 11, 2011 11:58 pm

"Is the juice worth the squeeze?"



You'd be amazed how many people don't ask themselves this before doing something (generally bone headed)

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyFri Aug 12, 2011 12:00 am

BGSU A Dub wrote:
"Is the juice worth the squeeze?"



You'd be amazed how many people don't ask themselves this before doing something (generally bone headed)
Is that what you say before you cop a feel? Favorite Sayings 3798349058

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyFri Aug 12, 2011 12:01 am

BGSU A Dub wrote:
"Is the juice worth the squeeze?"



You'd be amazed how many people don't ask themselves this before doing something (generally bone headed)


It sounds messy and dirty. Favorite Sayings 2217377625 Favorite Sayings 3798349058

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyFri Aug 12, 2011 12:06 am

Buddha Bus wrote:

It sounds messy and dirty. Favorite Sayings 2217377625 Favorite Sayings 3798349058


Not if you use the proper precautions such a large container, a tube sock, or a Lady Gaga t-shirt. Favorite Sayings 1797695198


Another one of my favorite "sayings" is using the "f" word in the middle of sentenses. It adds so much more emphasis. Example: What are you thinking? vs. What the f*#$ are you thinking?


It's even better when you put it in the middle of a word: Unbelieveable vs. Unf*&%ingbelieveable

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyFri Aug 12, 2011 12:07 am

BGSU A Dub wrote:
Another one of my favorite "sayings" is using the "f" word in the middle of sentenses. It adds so much more emphasis. Example: What are you thinking? vs. What the f*#$ are you thinking?



It's even better when you put it in the middle of a word: Unbelieveable vs. Unf*&%ing believeable


I prefer "fuck those fucking fuckers"!!!!!!! Favorite Sayings 3798349058

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyFri Aug 12, 2011 12:16 am

It's not really a saying, but it's something I do ... and it drives LoS nuts. Favorite Sayings 1664291743

She'll start a sentence off with something like, "So, tell me what you think ..."

I stop her and say, "WAIT! WAIT! You asked me what I think, so I'll tell you." I then make up some random shit that I'm "thinking about" at that moment. Drives her nuts. Favorite Sayings 1797695198

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyFri Aug 12, 2011 4:01 pm

Ever since watching this video...



A couple of phrases have become quite popular with us. Favorite Sayings 1797695198

"I'm fucking my hand" - Can be used in a variety of situations...mostly shitty ones.

"Jump fuck your mama" - Shows glee, surprise and random jackassery.

"Denzel Washington" - Mostly surprise at an unexpected situation/phrase

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyFri Aug 12, 2011 4:13 pm



Usually use it when my brothers and I talk about movies, tv, books or whatever. Prettay, prettay, pretty good.

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptySat Oct 08, 2011 1:23 pm

Die in fire- when you've pissed me off

jesus tap dancing christ- when I'm exasperated

sperm receptacle- when I'm feeling a little misogynistic

There are times when saying fuck feels almost as good as the actual act.



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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptySat Oct 08, 2011 4:18 pm

sperm donor - when revering to my wife's oldest daughter's father

I hope you get ass cancer - when someone truly pisses me off (doesn't happen much)


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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptySun Oct 09, 2011 7:51 am

Instead of telling someone to shut up, I'll say either, "Shut your manpleaser" or "You shut your goddamn whore mouth"

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyFri Mar 16, 2012 10:39 pm

Shut your piehole (mostly when Obama is on my TV)
It is what it is
Get a grip!
Get over it!
Grow the hell up!
And a good portion of the Rock's favorite catchphrases for good measure.

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptySat Mar 17, 2012 3:53 am

"It doesn't matter what you think!".

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PostSubject: Re: Favorite Sayings   Favorite Sayings EmptyThu May 03, 2012 2:04 am

"Wanna know how I know your gay?"

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