"Stay still, Ben.... I'm measuring for the chunk Haley's gonna take out of your ass if you don't stop pot shotting him in the press."
OR
The next step in James Harrison's rehab is aromatherapy.
OR
"Yo Ben! Do you have a wiping problem because I see chunks of Browns secondary players in your skidmarks THIS BIG?"
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-"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart
in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."-
