Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Sat Apr 09, 2011 10:37 pm
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Buddha Bus
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Fri Apr 15, 2011 1:24 am
If you are in Japan and you hear ANY of these sounds....
... get the fuck outta Dodge!!!!
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jjmjmay
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:05 am
I learned:
That the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor.
Nothing is real I'm just dreaming in some yucky black liquuid getting drained of nero energy. (this helps if you don't want to feel guilty)
Don't be best friends with a hobit unless you like long uncomfortable moments of staring deeply into you best friends eyes.
Keno Reeves has a great agent because he's been in a butt load of movies, only has 2 facial expressions and one of them is non expressive.
If a guys in a cage with a muzzle on don't get anywhere close to the cage.
Even serial killers can have a happy ending as long as they really love each other.
Ok thats enough for now
vasteeler
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Mon Apr 18, 2011 9:20 am
[quote="Buddha Bus"]
SteelCityMom wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
Bunny rabbits are vicious killers.
Night of the Lepus or Holy Grail (even if that's not the one you meant, it's still true lol)
Quote :
"There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
Clerks
Quote :
Don't ever bet against Rocky Balboa.
Ummm....Rocky?
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Do NOT ask sketchy looking gas station attendants/roadside attraction operators directions to famous serial killer spots. You will all die.
This one has me a little stumped, but I'm thinking Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Quote :
It doesn't matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will still catch up to you just walking slowly.
Ummmm....Halloween?
What I've learned from movies? There's a lot of fat and dorky guys who bang hot ass chicks.
Yeah, #3 and #5 are easy. I was looking for The Holy Grail for #1, but Dubby already got that. Good catch on #2! That leaves #4. Anybody?[/quote]
would hat be a house of 1000 corpses?
Buddha Bus
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Mon Apr 18, 2011 5:22 pm
[quote="vasteeler"]
Buddha Bus wrote:
SteelCityMom wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
Bunny rabbits are vicious killers.
Night of the Lepus or Holy Grail (even if that's not the one you meant, it's still true lol)
Quote :
"There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
Clerks
Quote :
Don't ever bet against Rocky Balboa.
Ummm....Rocky?
Quote :
Do NOT ask sketchy looking gas station attendants/roadside attraction operators directions to famous serial killer spots. You will all die.
This one has me a little stumped, but I'm thinking Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
Quote :
It doesn't matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will still catch up to you just walking slowly.
Ummmm....Halloween?
What I've learned from movies? There's a lot of fat and dorky guys who bang hot ass chicks.
Yeah, #3 and #5 are easy. I was looking for The Holy Grail for #1, but Dubby already got that. Good catch on #2! That leaves #4. Anybody?[/quote]
would hat be a house of 1000 corpses?
DING DING DING DING DING!!!!!!! We have a weiner! Good call, VA! You win a free pass on the "Murder Ride"!
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Mon Apr 18, 2011 6:14 pm
I would NOT want to be close friends with anyone from "Jackass".
Batman looks queer with suit-nipples.
If there is an ex-Vietnam vet drifter traveling through your town.... let him be.
Do not steal one of Mike Tyson's tigers.
Do not cast Kevin Costner in your movie if you want everyone to remain conscious while in the theater.
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mcg24
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Fri Apr 22, 2011 8:25 pm
If you are nervous about attending a new school, just pretend like you're the substitute teacher. -Catch me if you Can
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:22 pm
Chainsaws are fun as well as practical for killing zombies.
Keanu Reeves can't act his way out of a wet paper bag with a tear in it.
The biggest nerd in a comedy movie WILL get laid by the end.
If you realize a movie is directed by Eli Roth, do NOT waste your time OR money on it.
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mcg24
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:39 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
If you realize a movie is directed by Eli Roth, do NOT waste your time OR money on it.
Hey he actually directed the short film Nation's Pride which was made for Inglourious Basterds. It was actually quite funny.
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:01 pm
mcg24 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
If you realize a movie is directed by Eli Roth, do NOT waste your time OR money on it.
Hey he actually directed the short film Nation's Pride which was made for Inglourious Basterds. It was actually quite funny.
I'm talking REAL movies. I thought his trailer for the fake movie "Thanksgiving" was funny during the Grindhouse "Planet Terror/Death Proof" double feature. His actual movies blow chunks though.
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mcg24
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:06 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
mcg24 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
If you realize a movie is directed by Eli Roth, do NOT waste your time OR money on it.
Hey he actually directed the short film Nation's Pride which was made for Inglourious Basterds. It was actually quite funny.
I'm talking REAL movies. I thought his trailer for the fake movie "Thanksgiving" was funny during the Grindhouse "Planet Terror/Death Proof" double feature. His actual movies blow chunks though.
Oh yeah I know what you meant, and I agree. Only one director worse that comes to mind right now is Uwe Boll...boy that guy is terrible.
JonM229
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:02 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
mcg24 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
If you realize a movie is directed by Eli Roth, do NOT waste your time OR money on it.
Hey he actually directed the short film Nation's Pride which was made for Inglourious Basterds. It was actually quite funny.
I'm talking REAL movies. I thought his trailer for the fake movie "Thanksgiving" was funny during the Grindhouse "Planet Terror/Death Proof" double feature. His actual movies blow chunks though.
How can somebody who can make a trailer like "Thanksgiving" make such terrible movies?
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:12 am
JonM229 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
mcg24 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
If you realize a movie is directed by Eli Roth, do NOT waste your time OR money on it.
Hey he actually directed the short film Nation's Pride which was made for Inglourious Basterds. It was actually quite funny.
I'm talking REAL movies. I thought his trailer for the fake movie "Thanksgiving" was funny during the Grindhouse "Planet Terror/Death Proof" double feature. His actual movies blow chunks though.
How can somebody who can make a trailer like "Thanksgiving" make such terrible movies?
That would be a good question for the "Life's Great Mysteries" thread.
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JonM229
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:59 am
Buddha Bus wrote:
That would be a good question for the "Life's Great Mysteries" thread.
As great as Inglorious Basterds was, I was a little disappointed that Eli Roth played the Bear Jew.
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:23 pm
JonM229 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
That would be a good question for the "Life's Great Mysteries" thread.
As great as Inglorious Basterds was, I was a little disappointed that Eli Roth played the Bear Jew.
Be happy he didn't direct it at least. That would have been worth a gassing alone.
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JonM229
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Wed Apr 27, 2011 6:45 pm
After seeing that movie, my boss started referring to me as the Bear Jew. But I didn't mind because I tell him Pollack jokes all the time.
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Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Tue May 10, 2011 5:08 pm
If you watch anything directed by M. Night Shyamalan after "Signs", you deserve the pain.
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