The sarcasm thread

I miss SU.

stlrtruck wrote:

I miss SU.

you still have all the high scores in the arcade

stlrtruck wrote:

I miss SU.

Syracuse University?

I hate Syracuse basketball.

I can't wait to sit out in the 95 degree heat on Saturday selling junk at a yard sale to annoying people for peanuts.

I'm so glad to be back in the middle of the woods with 1,000% humidity, no beach and tons of millipedes and mosquitoes. Freaking awesome.

Thumper is also the most intelligent, non-crazy person I know.

vasteeler wrote:

stlrtruck wrote:

I miss SU.

you still have all the high scores in the arcade

Buddha supports this message!

I'm impressed by all of Truck's high scores in the Arcade.

Wallace108 wrote:

I'm impressed by all of Truck's high scores in the Arcade.

He got all of them without the aid of performance enhancing drugs.

i love it when the temp reaches 100 degrees and im so thankful that it will be that way for the next 4 days

Swamp-ass rules!

It's awesome to get stung by not one, but two bees when you're allergic to them.

I love having to spend the next week in Texas during a heatwave.

100 degrees is so refreshing

vasteeler wrote:

100 degrees is so refreshing

Not as much as a normally 1 hour and 10 minute commute home from work taking 1 hour and 30 minutes due to not one, but TWO detours because of bridges being closed.... without my GPS.... in 100 degree weather.... with no air conditioning. I feel great and not at all like murdering someone!

JonM229 wrote:

Unlike Fox, CNN and the rest of the mainstream media truly are fair and balanced. That's why CNN is giving wall-to-wall coverage of Piers Morgan's possible role in the scandal.

Non-sarcastic: Fox HAS been covering the scandal, and even mentions every time that News Corp is Fox's parent company. CNN, on the other hand, hasn't mentioned shit about Piers Morgan's role in it.

Quote :

Piers Morgan, the British journalist and talk show host who took over for CNN’s venerable Larry King earlier this year, is a former editor of the now-defunct News of the World, the tabloid at the center of the hacking scandal. Moreover, Morgan has been implicated in a separate celebrity phone hacking scandal while he was editor of the U.K’s Daily Mirror.

But so far, CNN has failed to report any of this.

http://thinkprogress.org/media/2011/07/17/271233/cnn-piers-morgan-murdoch/

having poison ivy all over my face and hands sure is a blast

vasteeler wrote:

having poison ivy all over my face and hands sure is a blast

Smoking that shit was a wise decision, VA.

Buddha Bus wrote:

vasteeler wrote:

having poison ivy all over my face and hands sure is a blast

Smoking that shit was a wise decision, VA.

i didnt find that in the least bit funny

vasteeler wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

vasteeler wrote:

having poison ivy all over my face and hands sure is a blast

Smoking that shit was a wise decision, VA.

i didnt find that in the least bit funny

I make no attempt to humor anyone, least of all, myself.

I thoroughly enjoy being on call and having to wake up at 2:30 and run into the office thanks to a thunderstorm.

I hate being on vacation. I'm bored. I might have to start a thread about it.

I love going on a bike ride, puncturing the front tube, and not having a CO2 cartridge to blow up a spare tube....then calling the wife come to pick me up at 7am.

LOVE IT!

stlrtruck wrote:

I love going on a bike ride, puncturing the front tube, and not having a CO2 cartridge to blow up a spare tube....then calling the wife come to pick me up at 7am.

LOVE IT!

You could have called me. I would have been there sometime in November if I left today.
Wait, that's not sarcastic. Let me try again. You should have called me. I would have been there in less than an hour.