Subject: New 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Trailer Thu Apr 16, 2015 3:17 pm
Kool. Looks a lot more serious than previous movies,,,
New 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' Teaser Brings Back Han and Chewie, Shows Off New Baddies
April 16, 2015
Han Solo and Chewbacca are reunited in the trailer for Star Wars: The Force Awakens, which premiered Thursday morning at Star Wars Celebration in Anaheim, California...
You're part Wookie. I would have thought you'd have been giving the shout out for your peeps.
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You're part Wookie. I would have thought you'd have been giving the shout out for your peeps.
I see that every day when I look in the mirror
As a Ravens fan, I'm stunned you can even look at yourself in a mirror.
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And why does everyone quit ignoring Chewie?!? Is it because he's brown? Buncha racists!
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which movie should i watch first i haven't watch any
WHAT!?!
Start with the original three (episodes IV, V, VI). Then... I guess you could watch the prequels.
But, more importantly: WHAT!?!
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Subject: Re: Episode VII teaser trailer #2 Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:01 am
fer69 wrote:
which movie should i watch first i haven't watch any
Wha.... why..... but you coulda..... how in the fuck..... it's been almost 40 years since.... what kinda drug habit..... when did you lobotomy.... does you cave have no door......
No words can truly capture what I'm feeling at this moment towards you, Fer so....
I am hereby officially pulling your Herd membership card until such time as you have viewed all of the Star Wars films in their entirety starting with, as Teeg said, A New Hope(Episode IV). They will then follow, in this order: The Empire Strikes Back(Episode V), Return of the Jedi(Episode VI), The Phantom Menace(Episode I), Attack of the Clones(Episode II), and Revenge of the Sith(Episode III).
Once you have completed your assignment, I will need you to report back to me with a no less than 500 word written essay on each film individually, a valid driver's license, a clean piss test, your social security number, green card, bank account number, a surrendering of your first-born and I'll have you fill out some forms to re-apply for your Herd card. If all information checks out, your membership renewal will be brought before the Board of Directors of both The Herd and Steelers Xtreme collectively for approval. There will also be a re-issuing of the initiation paddlings involved at the end of this process if you are approved.
Now... GET TO WORK, PADAWAN!!!!!
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Subject: Re: Episode VII teaser trailer #2 Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:56 am
Get a closer look at the lightsaber and mask of Star Wars: The Force Awakens' villain By Michael McWhertor on Apr 16, 2015
This year's Star Wars Celebration in Anaheim, California houses an exhibit that features costumes, props and models from Star Wars: The Force Awakens, giving attendees a closer look at the new heroes, new enemies and a couple iconic Star Wars ships. The exhibit also reveals a few story details for The Force Awakens.
In the gallery above, you'll see props and costumes for new characters Finn, Rey and Kylo Ren, who appears to be The Force Awakens' all-new Sith. Kylo Ren is rumored to be a collector of Sith goods, and his lightsaber — a 3D printed model is on display here — looks like it was reclaimed from someone else and heavily modified.
(Read More and View Costume/Character Gallery:) http://www.polygon.com/2015/4/16/8437845/star-wars-the-force-awakens-costumes-props-story-details
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Subject: Re: Episode VII teaser trailer #2 Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:58 am
Star Wars trailer: 7 reasons Darth Vader could be alive BY JAMES HIBBERD • @JAMESHIBBERD Posted April 16 2015 — 5:02 PM EDT
Sure, there are new droids, planets, ships, characters and even the return of “Han old buddy.” (Not to say he’s old, or anything—that’s just a phrase from … you know.)
And there are plenty of new questions: Is that Luke’s metal hand touching R2-D2? And if so, why did he ditch the skin-job? What’s with the shiny waxed-up metallic Stormtrooper who is walking by himself like he’s all important? Who is Luke talking to during his narration and who is being handed a lightsaber? And where is Han and Chewbacca’s “home,” exactly? (That moment almost played like something that’s said riiiight before a character gets killed.)
But perhaps the biggest question is sparked by that wrecked helmet of Darth Vader, which we saw complete with some Vader-breath on the soundtrack (like we needed any help recognizing it).
Could … Darth Vader … still be alive?
Here are some reasons why this seems possible or even likely:
– The Star Wars universe is big on clones. They had a whole war fought with clones. And it’s been decades in the Star Wars universe, J.J. Abrams confirmed Thursday, since the end of Return of the Jedi. Surely Darth left some DNA laying around in his sit-and-spin meditation chamber, right? And now enough time has passed so he could be grown-up again, even without speeding up the process.
– The Force Awakens could add Vader in a way that does not resuscitate Anakin Skywalker: Flashbacks, dreams, an impostor?
– In terms of the production, it’s temptingly easy to do: This isn’t like convincing (and paying) Harrison Ford to return. All you need is an actor in a costume plus James Earl Jones’ legendary baritone and you have the most iconic villain in cinema history.
– The Force Awakens is already a Star Wars reunion tour: We have Han and Luke and Leia and the droids back for a curtain call—so why not Vader? Fans were bummed to see so little of Vader in the three prequels. Abrams likes to give audiences what they want.
– Who is running the Empire is still unclear: There are Stormtroopers and TIE Fighters and sinister new characters. So some version of the Empire is still around—but who’s calling the shots?
– The new trailer inclusion: Would Abrams really put such a clear reference to Darth Vader in his film’s second teaser trailer… and then not have him appear, in some fashion, in the movie itself? And Luke -does say my father “has” Force power, not “had.” Of course, we’re also assuming the voice is Luke’s (remember everybody thought the narrator of the first teaser was Adam Driver and it turned out to be Andy Serkis).
– This all feels familiar: Remember when everybody thought J.J. Abrams’ Star Trek Into Darkness had Khan… but people with the film were saying there was no Khan… and then it turned out there was Khan? Like that.
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Subject: Re: Episode VII teaser trailer #2 Fri Apr 17, 2015 9:32 am
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That was like 15 years ago tho. Looked for them on netflix but they dont have them!
You should just go buy them (at least the original trilogy). Maybe then I'll forgive your transgression.
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Subject: Re: Episode VII teaser trailer #2 Mon Nov 23, 2015 11:12 am
Buddha Bus wrote:
And there are plenty of new questions: Is that Luke’s metal hand touching R2-D2? And if so, why did he ditch the skin-job? What’s with the shiny waxed-up metallic Stormtrooper who is walking by himself like he’s all important?
Allow Joker to answer some questions. The shiny stormtrooper is a woman actually, named Captain Phasma. Don't quote me on this, but I believe she was Finn's CO before he bounced.
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Who is Luke talking to during his narration and who is being handed a lightsaber?
Finn. That's Luke's old lightsaber, and was Anakin's before him.
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But perhaps the biggest question is sparked by that wrecked helmet of Darth Vader, which we saw complete with some Vader-breath on the soundtrack (like we needed any help recognizing it).
Could … Darth Vader … still be alive?
Nope. It was being held by dark-side user Kylo Ren, who worships Vader as a sort of saint.
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The Star Wars universe is big on clones. They had a whole war fought with clones. And it’s been decades in the Star Wars universe, J.J. Abrams confirmed Thursday, since the end of Return of the Jedi. Surely Darth left some DNA laying around in his sit-and-spin meditation chamber, right? And now enough time has passed so he could be grown-up again, even without speeding up the process.
w0t? Clones aren't the people they're cloned from, and Star Wars acknowledges this. Just look at Boba Fett, he's treated as simply Jango's son.
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Who is running the Empire is still unclear: There are Stormtroopers and TIE Fighters and sinister new characters. So some version of the Empire is still around—but who’s calling the shots?
Supreme Leader Snoke. We don't know much about the guy other than he's also a force user.
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