You bastard! You stole my thunder!
Buccaneers @ Rams: Buccaneers. So much for an upset playoff run.
Jets @ Cowboys: Jets. Dallas is toast.
Panthers @ Giants: Panthers. Sorry, no upset for Eli this week.
Titans @ Patriots**: Patriots**. Uh. What's there to talk about in this one?
Bills @ Redskins: Redskins. That Week 16 tilt against Philly will decide this division.
Chiefs @ Ravens: Chiefs. The Ravens might lose this game on purpose to irk us.
Texans @ Colts: Texans. The Colts are unworthy of the playoffs.
Falcons @ Jaguars: Falcons. Nope, not falling for it Jacksonville.
Bears @ Vikings: Vikings. The Vikes still don't impress me though.
Packers @ Raiders: Packers. They'll crush Minny in Week 17.
Browns @ Seahawks: Seahawks. No explanation needed.
Bengals @ 49ers: Bengals. Lol San Fran lost to the Browns. Miss Harbaugh yet?
Dolphins @ Chargers: Chargers. Guys, I think we broke San Diego.
Broncos @ Steelers: Steelers. Okay, I'm officially convinced, we're a contender.
Cardinals @ Eagles: Cardinals. Doesn't matter though, if Philly beats the Redskins they're in good shape.
Lions @ Saints: Saints. The Brees era will end not with a bang, but a whisper.
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