My name is Ricardo...

... and I'm an alcoholic.

ricardisimo wrote:

... and I'm an alcoholic.

Then you've come to the right place. Well, not if you're looking for help.

It's about damn time you decided to join us, ric. I was convinced you were trying to avoid Buddha, but I guess I was wrong.

This board is a little different, so if you have any questions, don't ask ... we still haven't figured it out yet.

Wallace108 wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

... and I'm an alcoholic.

Then you've come to the right place. Well, not if you're looking for help.

It's about damn time you decided to join us, ric. I was convinced you were trying to avoid Buddha, but I guess I was wrong.

This board is a little different, so if you have any questions, don't ask ... we still haven't figured it out yet.

Well that's perfect. I was looking for a place with no answers to my questions. What is the sound of one hand clapping? Why is there evil in the world? Where are the packages that suites for me?

I was also looking for a Steelers site that had bothered to remove the Santonio pics from its background and titlebar frames. Well done.

ricardisimo wrote:

Wallace108 wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

... and I'm an alcoholic.

Then you've come to the right place. Well, not if you're looking for help.

It's about damn time you decided to join us, ric. I was convinced you were trying to avoid Buddha, but I guess I was wrong.

This board is a little different, so if you have any questions, don't ask ... we still haven't figured it out yet.

Well that's perfect. I was looking for a place with no answers to my questions. What is the sound of one hand clapping? Why is there evil in the world? Where are the packages that suites for me?

I was also looking for a Steelers site that had bothered to remove the Santonio pics from its background and titlebar frames. Well done.

Mom finally convinced me that it would be a good idea to remove Troy Edwards from the banner.

Seriously though, I'm glad you finally found your way here. Take a look around ... I'm sure you'll find something you like. If not, blame Mom. We let her think that she's in charge.

Welcome aboard Ric!


As a welcoming gift, I got you some...



And also I thought you would look good in a nice pair of...

God damn, Ric! You finally made it! I think we've finally found a person who has a tougher time following directions than Wally.

Welcome aboard, buddy! Your questions may be best suited for the "Life's Great Mysteries" thread though.

Welcome to the fold Ric.

Make yourself at home, it's nice to have you onboard.

The shoes are sweet, Mom, and the spam says "love". I'm touched.

No Troy Edwards!!!!! What the hell are you thinking? You need a background consisting of Troy, Amos Zeroue and Will Blackwell. That would totally rock!

The spammers are making me want to hit the bottle again! What do I do????

ricardisimo wrote:

The spammers are making me want to hit the bottle again! What do I do????

I find that red wine goes rather well with spam.


Wait, are we talking about the same thing?

ricardisimo wrote:

The spammers are making me want to hit the bottle again! What do I do????

Drop SF and park yer butt here

bayz101 wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

The spammers are making me want to hit the bottle again! What do I do????

Drop SF and park yer butt here

Are you kidding me? I finally got them to update the year of the "Draft Warroom" from 2010 to 2011 and you want me to leave now?

ricardisimo wrote:

bayz101 wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

The spammers are making me want to hit the bottle again! What do I do????

Drop SF and park yer butt here

Are you kidding me? I finally got them to update the year of the "Draft Warroom" from 2010 to 2011 and you want me to leave now?

Lmao! God man, that place needs some new leadership. Talk about editorials on page one from 2010, LOL.

ricardisimo wrote:

The spammers are making me want to hit the bottle again! What do I do????

Maybe tell Matthew to get his full time mod on the job already?

It's really bad though. I can honestly say I've never seen that many logged in (over 24 hours). You're at about 120, give or take a few. I know some of them are old repeats, cause I remember them...but that's still outrageous.

SteelCityMom wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

The spammers are making me want to hit the bottle again! What do I do????

Maybe tell Matthew to get his full time mod on the job already?

It's really bad though. I can honestly say I've never seen that many logged in (over 24 hours). You're at about 120, give or take a few. I know some of them are old repeats, cause I remember them...but that's still outrageous.

It's very bad. I left you a message on SF, but if you don't mind I'll just ask you here: How do I get a hold of IPower? The one-at-a-time approach just gets worse by the day.

ricardisimo wrote:

... and I'm an alcoholic.

Didn't see this thread until now.


You have a Why does God hate Amputees link, AND a Dr. Strangelove picture???

You are well off on the right foot my friend!!!

Wallace108 wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

Wallace108 wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

... and I'm an alcoholic.

Then you've come to the right place. Well, not if you're looking for help.

It's about damn time you decided to join us, ric. I was convinced you were trying to avoid Buddha, but I guess I was wrong.

This board is a little different, so if you have any questions, don't ask ... we still haven't figured it out yet.

Well that's perfect. I was looking for a place with no answers to my questions. What is the sound of one hand clapping? Why is there evil in the world? Where are the packages that suites for me?

I was also looking for a Steelers site that had bothered to remove the Santonio pics from its background and titlebar frames. Well done.

Mom finally convinced me that it would be a good idea to remove Troy Edwards from the banner.

Seriously though, I'm glad you finally found your way here. Take a look around ... I'm sure you'll find something you like. If not, blame Mom. We let her think that she's in charge.

Wait, I thought we let Buddha think he is in charge? That keeps him quiet enough...

mcg24 wrote:

Wallace108 wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

Wallace108 wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

... and I'm an alcoholic.

Then you've come to the right place. Well, not if you're looking for help.

It's about damn time you decided to join us, ric. I was convinced you were trying to avoid Buddha, but I guess I was wrong.

This board is a little different, so if you have any questions, don't ask ... we still haven't figured it out yet.

Well that's perfect. I was looking for a place with no answers to my questions. What is the sound of one hand clapping? Why is there evil in the world? Where are the packages that suites for me?

I was also looking for a Steelers site that had bothered to remove the Santonio pics from its background and titlebar frames. Well done.

Mom finally convinced me that it would be a good idea to remove Troy Edwards from the banner.

Seriously though, I'm glad you finally found your way here. Take a look around ... I'm sure you'll find something you like. If not, blame Mom. We let her think that she's in charge.

Wait, I thought we let Buddha think he is in charge? That keeps him quiet enough...

Watch it, sonny!!

I have the power to make you PERMANENTLY quiet.

Buddha Bus wrote:

Watch it, sonny!!

I have the power to make you PERMANENTLY quiet.

And then Wally objected to me calling you all violent, drinken tyrants.

P.S. - What's this guy's right hand doing? Is that the sound of one hand clapping?

ricardisimo wrote:

SteelCityMom wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

The spammers are making me want to hit the bottle again! What do I do????

Maybe tell Matthew to get his full time mod on the job already?

It's really bad though. I can honestly say I've never seen that many logged in (over 24 hours). You're at about 120, give or take a few. I know some of them are old repeats, cause I remember them...but that's still outrageous.

It's very bad. I left you a message on SF, but if you don't mind I'll just ask you here: How do I get a hold of IPower? The one-at-a-time approach just gets worse by the day.

For any kind of serious approach to the spammers, Matthew would have to take care of that. I know they have a thing called SiteLock that you can buy ($12.95/year) that is supposed to protect your site from spam, and your users from identity theft, fraud...stuff like that. I've mentioned it to Matthew before in regards to the spammers. Never heard anything back about it.

If you really want to call IPower and bitch though, their 24/7 number is 1-888-511-HOST.

SteelCityMom wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

SteelCityMom wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

The spammers are making me want to hit the bottle again! What do I do????

Maybe tell Matthew to get his full time mod on the job already?

It's really bad though. I can honestly say I've never seen that many logged in (over 24 hours). You're at about 120, give or take a few. I know some of them are old repeats, cause I remember them...but that's still outrageous.

It's very bad. I left you a message on SF, but if you don't mind I'll just ask you here: How do I get a hold of IPower? The one-at-a-time approach just gets worse by the day.

For any kind of serious approach to the spammers, Matthew would have to take care of that. I know they have a thing called SiteLock that you can buy ($12.95/year) that is supposed to protect your site from spam, and your users from identity theft, fraud...stuff like that. I've mentioned it to Matthew before in regards to the spammers. Never heard anything back about it.

If you really want to call IPower and bitch though, their 24/7 number is 1-888-511-HOST.

I have created mod's before that take care of a spam bot problem. There's thousands of website's that have downloadable spam mod's and advanced captcha systems for free.
http://www.vbulletin.org/forum/showthread.php?t=217964
https://www.vbulletin.com/forum/showthread.php/275800-How-to-Reduce-Spam-and-Registration-Bots

ricardisimo wrote:

P.S. - What's this guy's right hand doing? Is that the sound of one hand clapping?

It's more of an angry roll of the dice.

Buddha Bus wrote:

ricardisimo wrote:

P.S. - What's this guy's right hand doing? Is that the sound of one hand clapping?

It's more of an angry roll of the dice.

Looks to me like he's ripped out someone's heart, and it's beating in his hand.