Warren Sapp ARRESTED for...

Solicitation. WHOOPS. Might be pulling his broadcasters card now.

I guess she thought he was old and slow...

http://247sports.com/Bolt/Report-Hall-of-Fame-DL-and-NFL-Analyst-Warren-Sapp-arrested-35289821

Thought for sure it would be for robbing a Burger King --- of burgers

Not to intentionally drag this into the gutter, but you really have to wonder what the hell this guy was thinking. He's arrested at 7 a.m.? I'm mean, that's the end of the 3rd shift, when those girls are strolling back from what? Six or seven encounters? Maybe he was strapped for cash and looking for the leftovers discount? This is like Hugh Grant syndrome. He had Elizabeth Hurley waiting for him to come home and he's throwing a Jackson at a crackhead. At least be a loser with style, call Hugh Hefner ... like Scott Baio or Charlie Sheen.

Give it two days and we'll merge this thread with Manziel's treatment thread because old Warren will enter a rehab center for his "addition" problem.

LOL...too good.

kirklandrules wrote:

This is like Hugh Grant syndrome. He had Elizabeth Hurley waiting for him to come home and he's throwing a Jackson at a crackhead.

I guess when you eat filet mignon every day, every once in a while you get an absurd craving for something fast and easy like a Big Mac.

Or in Hugh Grant's case ...

Wallace108 wrote:

kirklandrules wrote:

This is like Hugh Grant syndrome. He had Elizabeth Hurley waiting for him to come home and he's throwing a Jackson at a crackhead.

I guess when you eat filet mignon every day, every once in a while you get an absurd craving for something fast and easy like a Big Mac.

Or in Hugh Grant's case ...

If Hugh would have just turned on the dome light in his car, he probably would have seen it looked just like that overcooked 50 cent burger  

And no, if I have filet mignon every day, I'm not going to one day have a hankering for a dried up burger. I'd go for lobster tail, caviar, might even settle for a ribeye. I haven't even been drunk enough to want a burger like that. But I don't know, maybe I shouldn't knock it until I try it

kirklandrules wrote:

But I don't know, maybe I shouldn't knock it until I try it

Wait, are we still talking about burgers?

Wallace108 wrote:

kirklandrules wrote:

But I don't know, maybe I shouldn't knock it until I try it

Wait, are we still talking about burgers?

I don't even know anymore.

Big Warren had me LMAO in these two videos! I am surprised about how much talking he was doing. Why didn't he just contact his attorney, keep his mouth shut, and then post bail?

http://www.tmz.com/2015/04/20/warren-sapp-video-hooker-arrest-prostitute-phoenix-super-bowl-sex/

Warren Sapp would've escaped from those women if he weren't so old and slow.

JonM229 wrote:

Warren Sapp would've escaped from those women if he weren't so old and slow.

Did you see his reaction in the second video on the link I posted? He had me rollin'!