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Subject: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:34 pm
This is my little homage to George Carlin and his blood-thirst for stupid people. The following is a sample:
Now post who you would like to see killed (nobody specific, just a type of person) and how. Have fun you sickos!
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Subject: Re: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Tue Apr 12, 2011 5:45 pm
People who beg for money who are wearing nicer clothes than you.
Really? How fucking stupid do I look? You're not missing any arms or legs and you're wearing Tommy Hilfiger jeans and brand new Nikes! I can't even afford that shit and I have a job! These people should be stripped naked, hosed down and thrown in a deep freezer with a starving polar bear. Friggin' parasites!
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Subject: Re: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Tue Apr 12, 2011 6:08 pm
People who don't clean up their dog's shit on a walking trail or in a public park.
These freakin' morons have no right to life whatsoever. Is it that hard to be courteous to others who would like to enjoy nature a little bit without coming home smelling like Rover's asshole because they stepped in your hound's mound? These lazy bastards should be smeared in their pooch's feces, tied up and placed in a large paper bag, set on fire and placed on Shaquille O'Neal's front step on Halloween. Just ring the doorbell and watch Shaq's size 22s stomp them off this mortal coil.
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Subject: Re: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Wed Apr 13, 2011 7:18 am
All those so-called politicians in DC who constantly go against their constituents and the big jack-ass in the white house.
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vasteeler
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Subject: Re: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:39 pm
people who pay with food stamps that obviously dont need them
i hate this person, you know who im talking about. the one in line that just got her hair did, wearing designer clothes, fresh nail job but paying with food stamps
i guess then really its the govt im after. after all they are the ones who continually let these people abuse the system.
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Subject: Re: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Wed Apr 13, 2011 2:41 pm
forgot to add how i would kill them..........nuke 'em
Subject: Re: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Sun May 01, 2011 5:28 am
People in the grocery store who are slowly shoving their cart down the middle of the aisle while talking on their phone and asking their significant other what they need.
I'll tell them what they need ... they need to make a grocery list before they leave the house like the rest of civilized society. More importantly, they need to get off the phone and get the hell out of my way before I run their ass over.
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Subject: Re: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Sun May 01, 2011 11:30 am
People that call-in to Rush Limbaugh’s radio show.
Newt Gingrich
Guidos
Everyone involved with the Twilight series.
Miley Cyrus
People who listen to Lil' Wayne for enjoyment.
Oh...and for the how? I think I'll take a page from you Buddha by stealing on of Carlin's ideas (though it was for criminals and insane people...I think those listed above fall into both categories). Just toss 'em in with these people and forget about them.
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Subject: Re: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Thu May 05, 2011 6:19 pm
People who call you accidentally who are looking for someone else.
These people should be tied up, covered in maple syrup and thrown on an ant hill. People who call your phone and ask for someone else and when you tell them they have the wrong number, they ask, "Are you sure this isn't ________?" No, moron.... I just like to randomly fuck with stupid friends of mine and tell them they have the wrong number for shits and giggles. And if I WAS purposely trying to deceive you, why the hell would I tell you I was lying just because you asked "are you sure".
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Subject: Re: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Fri May 06, 2011 9:43 am
stlrtruck wrote:
All those so-called politicians in DC who constantly go against their constituents and the big jack-ass in the white house.
I hate it when those so-called politicians go against the big jackass in the white house too.
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Subject: Re: People Who Ought To Be Killed. Tue May 24, 2011 3:31 pm
People who make incorrect doomsday/end of the world predictions TWICE, yet STILL lack enough common sense to save face and shut the fuck up.
Really, Harold? Another "miscalculation"? Now it's OCTOBER 21st... FOR REALS?!? You should be shackled and forced to sit and watch a New Years Eve-like countdown in the middle of some backwards-ass, hillbilly town with all of your most deranged and delusional followers... all armed with nail-studded baseball bats and high on copious amounts of potent LSD (except you!).
When THAT day comes and goes with no rapture, and the inbred hee-hawers are at the height of their trip, this nonsense should FINALLY be put to rest when we tell them that they will be refunded every penny that they ever gave to you. They only have to string you up like a pinata and get to the cash inside your torso.
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Really, Harold? Another "miscalculation"? Now it's OCTOBER 21st... FOR REALS?!? You should be shackled and forced to sit and watch a New Years Eve-like countdown in the middle of some backwards-ass, hillbilly town with all of your most deranged and delusional followers... all armed with nail-studded baseball bats and high on copious amounts of potent LSD (except you!).