The Daily Genie.

Ever wish you had 3 wishes? Well, here you get 3 per day! Make 3 wishes you would like to see come true here (only 3 per day), rub your lamp (or whatever is handy ), and throw a coin for each wish in an envelope and send them to Buddha (Hey! I'm a fat man and I need to eat! ).




I wish.....

1) ... Fer would start his own fast food restaurant and name it "Fer Burger"... just cuz. I'd eat out every day.

2) ... Wally could know the joys of drinking ACTUAL beer, not that sewer run-off called Busch Light.

3) ... Farrior_Warrior would return to us.

1) I wish Buddha would come to enjoy exercise, something longer than walking to/from his car

2) I wish I could take my daughter to a SB in which the Steelers win

3) I wish I could find a career I enjoy, like the one I had with the Phillies or Redskins

1) I wish the Ravens could win a game the week after playing the Steelers

2) I wish that WalMart would make people paying with WIC use a separate line. Sure, it would be really long but that's because it would NEVER FUCKING MOVE!!

3) I wish that I could stop having ADD while playing Skyrim and complete some of the main storyline quests.

JonM229 wrote:

1) I wish the Ravens could win a game the week after playing the Steelers

2) I wish that WalMart would make people paying with WIC use a separate line. Sure, it would be really long but that's because it would NEVER FUCKING MOVE!!

3) I wish that I could stop having ADD while playing Skyrim and complete some of the main storyline quests.

@ Skyrim. I've been having to deal with that type of ADD all week from my own Jon....which leads me to one of my wishes.

1) I wish Jon would stop playing Skyrim for just ONE night.

2) I wish it was Thanksgiving already, cause I can't wait to make Thanksgiving dinner, "bake" up all kinds of delicious goodies and watch MST3K all night.

3) I wish the Ravens would lose to the Bengals this week.

SteelCityMom wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

1) I wish the Ravens could win a game the week after playing the Steelers

2) I wish that WalMart would make people paying with WIC use a separate line. Sure, it would be really long but that's because it would NEVER FUCKING MOVE!!

3) I wish that I could stop having ADD while playing Skyrim and complete some of the main storyline quests.

@ Skyrim. I've been having to deal with that type of ADD all week from my own Jon....which leads me to one of my wishes.

1) I wish Jon would stop playing Skyrim for just ONE night.

2) I wish it was Thanksgiving already, cause I can't wait to make Thanksgiving dinner, "bake" up all kinds of delicious goodies and watch MST3K all night.

3) I wish the Ravens would lose to the Bengals this week.

Ugghhh Skyrim such a beautiful time suck


1) I wish that the Steelers win #7 this year.

2) I wish she was single.

3) I wish that I could get one do over.

SteelCityMom wrote:

2) I wish it was Thanksgiving already, cause I can't wait to make Thanksgiving dinner, "bake" up all kinds of delicious goodies and watch MST3K all night.

I wish Mom would invite me over for Thanksgiving

JonM229 wrote:

SteelCityMom wrote:

2) I wish it was Thanksgiving already, cause I can't wait to make Thanksgiving dinner, "bake" up all kinds of delicious goodies and watch MST3K all night.

I wish Mom would invite me over for Thanksgiving

You just want to watch MST all night so you don't have to watch the Ravens get embarrassed by the 9ers.

Or maybe that's why you want the baked goods?

SteelCityMom wrote:

JonM229 wrote:

SteelCityMom wrote:

2) I wish it was Thanksgiving already, cause I can't wait to make Thanksgiving dinner, "bake" up all kinds of delicious goodies and watch MST3K all night.

I wish Mom would invite me over for Thanksgiving

You just want to watch MST all night so you don't have to watch the Ravens get embarrassed by the 9ers.

Or maybe that's why you want the baked goods?

Xtreme Thanksgiving at MOM'S!!!!!

stlrtruck wrote:

Xtreme Thanksgiving at MOM'S!!!!!

I am definitely in! I'll bring the mashed POTatoes!





I wish....

1) .... the Steelers could win #7 this year and let Hines Ward, Aaron Smith and James Farrior ride off into the sunset as champions.

2) .... aliens from another smarter planet would invade us, kill all of our "leaders" and make a better world for all of us.

3) .... Clutch would play my 40th birthday party this year and make the place "smell just like cornbread.... done too well".

1. I wish there would be someone worth voting for in the 2012 presidential election.

2. I wish Lost was still on.

3. I wish Hines Ward could play forever.

1) I wish Goodell would retire

2) I wish Goodell would retire

3) I wish Goodell would retire

stlrtruck wrote:

1) I wish Goodell would retire

2) I wish Goodell would retire

3) I wish Goodell would retire

With your third wish, you should have wished for more wishes. Then you could have wished for Goodell to retire.

I wish...

1) ... I was a little drunker.

2) ... Wendy's would deliver a Baconator combo to my house right now.

3) ... I could have turducken for Thanksgiving.

Buddha Bus wrote:

I wish...

1) ... I was a little drunker.

2) ... Wendy's would deliver a Baconator combo to my house right now.

3) ... I could have trucktducken for Thanksgiving.

Fixed it for you

stlrtruck wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

I wish...

1) ... I was a little drunker.

2) ... Wendy's would deliver a Baconator combo to my house right now.

3) ... I could have trucktducken for Thanksgiving.

Fixed it for you

Sir, I WILL have your arrested for terroristic threats if you continue these comments.

I wish....

1) .... my bird didn't die.

2) ... it would stop raining.

3) ... Thanksgiving was today so i could engorge myself on food and lie around all day with my pants unbuttoned watching football. (Wait... this sounds like every Sunday at my house! )

1. I wish Roger Goodell would retire

2. I wish I could sit in a chair, with a bucket of popcorn (heavy on the butter), with a cooler full of sodas (and beer for the others who want to join me), and watch Buddha do strenuous exercise for 4 hours (ala Biggest Loser style)

3. I wish I knew a good mechanic that could fix my vehicles without asking for an arm and a leg when charging me.

stlrtruck wrote:

2. I wish I could sit in a chair, with a bucket of popcorn (heavy on the butter), with a cooler full of sodas (and beer for the others who want to join me), and watch Buddha do strenuous exercise for 4 hours (ala Biggest Loser style)

Exactly how many ways are you going to attempt to kill me, Truck? I'd be pushing up daisies after about 4 minutes.


I'll give it a try if I can have some of those beers and popcorn though.

THANKSGIVING DAY!!!!!!

I wish...

1) ... I had some elastic waistband dress pants for dinner today.

2) ... all of the mashed potatoes were for me! (I'm Irish and I love taters!)

3) ... for my blood/gravy content to not reach a critical level today.

1. That I didn't have to work tonight (although the double time pay makes it worth it).
2. That the 49ers kick the shit out of the Ratbirds.
3. That the Packers remain undefeated so we can end their perfect season in the Super Bowl.

I wish....

1) .... Kemo would eat himself to the point of not being able to leave his house.

2) .... I had some weed.

3) .... punk muthafuckas would recognize!

I wish ...

1. iPods had better sound quality.
2. Politicians would stop calling what they do "public service."
3. The Steelers get another shot at the Ravens this season.