Have you ever ...

Nope

Have you ever wondered why the hell Whyant is all over Mike and his lemonade the last few days?

Nope

Have you ever had a superior at work make sexual advances towards you?

nope but there was this time when i really wanted her to

have you ever had to be rescued from a life threatening situation?

Yes. When I was 6 years old, our boat flipped over in rough water while out on a lake. I somehow got trapped underneath where no one could get to me (and loss consciousness). The lake patrol had to tow the boat to shore and flip it over to get me out. They said there couldn't have been much oxygen left (probably why I lost consciousness).

Have you ever seen a ghost (or what you thought was a ghost)?

Wow Wally, after that story I'm wondering if you are some kind of nautical ghost

Glad they saved your life!

And there have been times I thought I saw a ghost but it was when I worked night shift and I know that being tired was playing tricks on my mind

Have you ever seen a tornado (not on TV)?

Yes.
Spring of 1998 there was a tornado outbreak for a few days. One came through downtown Nashville where I was working as a volunteer nurse. As a result, I suffer anxiety during storms, esp those with lots of wind.

Have you ever went sky diving?

Nope and I sure won't, ever.

Have you ever bonged a beer?

Yes.

Have you ever done multiple 'car bombs' consecutively?

No, but I have done plenty of Jager Bombs.

Do you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain?

Steelerella wrote:

No, but I have done plenty of Jager Bombs.

Do you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain?

No.

Do you ever pose like 'The Captain'?

Yes.

Have you ever laughed so hard that fluid came out of your nose?

Yes.

Have you ever laughed so hard you peed your pants?

No but always wanted too

Have you ever had a speeding ticket over 15mph?

Yes...

As an adult, have you ever dressed up as a super hero for Halloween?

No

Have you ever spent more than $1,000 on a bar tab?

Nope.

Have you ever ate a triple cheeseburger?

YES!

Have you ever felt like you are on vacation when a certain co-worker actually goes on vacation?

Steelerella wrote:

YES!

Have you ever felt like you are on vacation when a certain co-worker actually goes on vacation?

YES!

Have you ever called in sick the day after you return from vacation?

Yes, when I was a lot younger.

Have you ever eaten Taco Bell beyond the capacity of your stomach?

Steelerella wrote:

Yes, when I was a lot younger.

Have you ever eaten Taco Bell beyond the capacity of your stomach?

No.

Have you ever made the 3am stop at Denny's?

No.

Have you ever made the 3am stop at Waffle House?

Most definitely.

Have you ever spent the entire night on the floor in the bathroom from 'partying too much'?

Not at Denny's but I have the Waffle House

Have you ever had to call a taxi from drinking to much?

That's the safe way to go.

Have you ever cried for no reason because you drank too much?

No.

Have you ever blacked out from drinking too much?