Have you ever ...

Yes.

Have you ever lost something of value in the toilet?

No.

Have you ever been driving and forgot where you were going?

Yes.

Have you ever laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by?

I often sit in a chair and watch clouds, looking for shapes. Does that count?

Have you ever spent more than 15 minutes watching or listening to birds?

Wallace108 wrote:

I often sit in a chair and watch clouds, looking for shapes. Does that count?

Have you ever spent more than 15 minutes watching or listening to birds?

I heard you do that when you drive too. But that might be just a rumor.

No.

Have you ever watched paint dry?

Ha Ha no

Have you ever super glued your fingers together

No.

Have you ever had a fluid come out of your nose? (besides bodily fluid)

Yes

Have you ever taken your friends last beer?

Yes times are hard

Have you ever poked a hole in someones can of beer and watch it leak on them when they take a drink?

No.

Have you ever drank a 1/5 of liquor by yourself in one sitting?

Yes we were playing poker,I was fine until I stood up and it felt like I had been hit with a ton of bricks.

Have you ever dropped a girl off and told her you had to go only to go and pick another one up?

Yes, but exchange the girl for a guy (I know, ruined someones fantasy of girl on girl)

Have you ever been arrested?

No

Have you ever spent more then 24 hours in jail?

No.

Have you ever hidden a fugitive?

No.

Have you ever held someone or something for ransom?

No

Have you ever narked on a friend for something

Nope.

Have you ever seen a rock concert in person?

Yes

Have you ever met a rock star?

Yes. Vince Neil was at the hotel we were at for a Steelers weekend in Pittsburgh.


Have you ever met an athlete out in the general public (not at a signing event)?

Nope.

Have you ever met a President?

Nope.

Have you ever used the opposite gender's bathroom?

Yup.

Have you ever driven an exotic sports car?

Does a Corvette count as exotic? If so, then yes. If not, then no.

Have you ever found more than $10 somewhere?

Yea, when I was a youngster I found $20 bucks laying in the grass. My mom made me hold onto it for a week and not spend it incase someone claimed it. It wasn't claimed so I got to use it to buy a pair of shoes that had the pumps on them. Awesome.

Have you ever driven over 100 mph?

Yes.

Have you ever pissed your pants from laughing so much?