Joker's Week 13 Picks

So I went 8-8 last week which is about the same outcome as flipping a coin to pick games. Why do I bother?

Packers @ Lions: Packers. Green Bay isn't that bad... right?

49ers @ Bears: Bears. Remember when I buried the Bears and expected them to jockey for the first pick? Yeah, me neither.

Texans @ Bills: Bills. Boys, scoreboard watch this one.

Jets "@" Giants: Jets. How fucking embarrassing it must be to use the visitor's locker room in your own stadium.

Cardinals @ Rams: Cardinals. Seems like we're on pace for a Panthers-Cards NFC Championship Game.

Falcons @ Buccaneeers: Buccaneers. It seems I pick these guys every week.

Seahawks @ Vikings: Seahawks. This one's definitely not my most confident pick though.

Ravens @ Dolphins: Dolphins. ZZZ...

Bengals @ Browns: Bengals.

Jaguars @ Titans: Titans. I trusted the Jaguars, and they done fucked it up!

Broncos @ Chargers: Broncos. Rivers, the next Dan Marino.

Chiefs @ Raiders: Raiders. Also scoreboard watch this one.

Panthers @ Saints: Panthers. The undefeated are dead - long live the undefeated!

Eagles @ Patriots***: Patriots***. Chip Kelly is such a genius.

Colts @ Steelers: Steelers. Don't let us down, boys.

Cowboys @ Redskins: Redskins. I told you guys not to sleep on Washington.

Packers @ Lions: Packers. Lions got lucky in GB, won't happen this time

49ers @ Bears: Bears. 49ers suck. PERIOD.

Texans @ Bills: Texans. B/c defense wins.

Jets "@" Giants: Giants. Jets can't keep winning, they're the AFCE version of the bengals, eventually they screw it up on their own.

Cardinals @ ST Louis: First, you have them playing the 49ers, who actually play the bears. Cardinals. While I think Gurley can help keep it close, the Rams just don't have the fire power.

Falcons @ Buccaneeers: Buccaneers. Why not, Winston has been on a roll lately.

Seahawks @ Vikings: Vikings. Steelers showed them how to do it, Vikings will finish it.

Ravens @ Dolphins: Ravens, unfortunately. Baltimore has life after Monday night's victory.

Bengals @ Browns: Bengals. The toilet bowl game.

Jaguars @ Titans: Titans. B/c Mariotta is good enough to beat them!

Broncos @ Chargers: Chargers. Broncos die on the emotional roller coaster that is beating the Patriots*****

Chiefs @ Raiders: Raiders. WINNING.

Panthers @ Saints: Panthers. Wouldn't surprise me if the Saints won this one, but really Cam is just too much right now.

Eagles @ Patriots*****: Patriots*****. Would be cool if they lost again, but it is the iggles, who are playing without Boykin.

Colts @ Steelers: Steelers. Leave 'em black and blue.

Cowboys @ Redskins: Redskins. Listening to cowboy fans after this blow up will be the most entertaining thing of the week.

Whoops, fixed.

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