Steelers - Dolphins Gameballs/Goats NFL Wildcard Playoffs

Lokki wrote:

Atlanta Dan wrote:

kirklandrules wrote:

Oh, one more goat:

CBS - It's like they pay extra to show replays. Half the time there's a splash play, instead of a replay, they pan in on someone in the crowd, the coaches on the slideline, or a player who wasn't near the play drinking Gatorade. Come on man, show the replays! It's the only advantage to not being at the game.

FWIW NBC has Steelers-Chiefs this Sunday.  

I know Collinsworth has his detractors, but not having to listen to Phil Simms restate the obvious while complaining about how cold he is will be a plus for me.

I can't wait to hear Collinsworth continually talk about Le'Veon, "Here's a guy that hesitates",  "Here's a guy that is the most patient runner that I've ever seen".

Dude is seriously like a broken record. Always overstating the obvious, some of that comes with the territory but come on.

IowaSteeler927 wrote:

Lokki wrote:

Atlanta Dan wrote:

kirklandrules wrote:

Oh, one more goat:

CBS - It's like they pay extra to show replays. Half the time there's a splash play, instead of a replay, they pan in on someone in the crowd, the coaches on the slideline, or a player who wasn't near the play drinking Gatorade. Come on man, show the replays! It's the only advantage to not being at the game.

FWIW NBC has Steelers-Chiefs this Sunday.  

I know Collinsworth has his detractors, but not having to listen to Phil Simms restate the obvious while complaining about how cold he is will be a plus for me.

I can't wait to hear Collinsworth continually talk about Le'Veon, "Here's a guy that hesitates",  "Here's a guy that is the most patient runner that I've ever seen".

Dude is seriously like a broken record. Always overstating the obvious, some of that comes with the territory but come on.

So for those of you who will actually have to listen to Collinsworth on Game Day. Here's a little drinking game for you.

1. Any time Collinsworth states the obvious - take a drink
2. Any time he uses the phrase "Best in the game" or something similar to it - take two drinks
3. Any time you feel you could do a better job than Collinsworth - do a shot
4. Any time you feel like shoving his microphone in places it doesn't belong - take two shots

Good luck making it through the first quarter.

I guess I'm in the minority here when I say I'd rather listen to Simms than Collinsworth.

I find Collingsworth's voice unbearable....forget about what he's saying....it's how he says it.

Listen for the overexaggerated "R" sounds....."that's harrrd to do against this defense."

FrancoLambert wrote:

I guess I'm in the minority here when I say I'd rather listen to Simms than Collinsworth.

I find Collingsworth's voice unbearable....forget about what he's saying....it's how he says it.

Listen for the overexaggerated "R" sounds....."that's harrrd to do against this defense."  

I mean if you're telling me to choose between the two, then I definitely prefer Simms over Collinsworth.

Give me the choice of throwing my daughter in the announcers booth and I'd take her over both of them, twice on Game Day.

stlrtruck wrote:

FrancoLambert wrote:

I guess I'm in the minority here when I say I'd rather listen to Simms than Collinsworth.

I find Collingsworth's voice unbearable....forget about what he's saying....it's how he says it.

Listen for the overexaggerated "R" sounds....."that's harrrd to do against this defense."  

I mean if you're telling me to choose between the two, then I definitely prefer Simms over Collinsworth.

Give me the choice of throwing my daughter in the announcers booth and I'd take her over both of them, twice on Game Day.

I kinda miss captain obvious aka John Madden lol. "When the ball crosses the goal line, it's a touchdown"

Fire Arians wrote:

stlrtruck wrote:

FrancoLambert wrote:

I guess I'm in the minority here when I say I'd rather listen to Simms than Collinsworth.

I find Collingsworth's voice unbearable....forget about what he's saying....it's how he says it.

Listen for the overexaggerated "R" sounds....."that's harrrd to do against this defense."  

I mean if you're telling me to choose between the two, then I definitely prefer Simms over Collinsworth.

Give me the choice of throwing my daughter in the announcers booth and I'd take her over both of them, twice on Game Day.

I kinda miss captain obvious aka John Madden lol. "When the ball crosses the goal line, it's a touchdown"

if the receiver catches the ball in the endzone it's a touchdown.

and he Loves the Steelers.

stlrtruck wrote:

IowaSteeler927 wrote:

Lokki wrote:

Atlanta Dan wrote:

kirklandrules wrote:

Oh, one more goat:

CBS - It's like they pay extra to show replays. Half the time there's a splash play, instead of a replay, they pan in on someone in the crowd, the coaches on the slideline, or a player who wasn't near the play drinking Gatorade. Come on man, show the replays! It's the only advantage to not being at the game.

FWIW NBC has Steelers-Chiefs this Sunday.  

I know Collinsworth has his detractors, but not having to listen to Phil Simms restate the obvious while complaining about how cold he is will be a plus for me.

I can't wait to hear Collinsworth continually talk about Le'Veon, "Here's a guy that hesitates",  "Here's a guy that is the most patient runner that I've ever seen".

Dude is seriously like a broken record. Always overstating the obvious, some of that comes with the territory but come on.

So for those of you who will actually have to listen to Collinsworth on Game Day.  Here's a little drinking game for you.

1. Any time Collinsworth states the obvious - take a drink
2. Any time he uses the phrase "Best in the game" or something similar to it - take two drinks
3. Any time you feel you could do a better job than Collinsworth - do a shot
4. Any time you feel like shoving his microphone in places it doesn't belong - take two shots

Good luck making it through the first quarter.

Hahaha you guys would be wondering what happened to me when I disappeared because I'd be dead from alcohol poisoning.

stlrtruck wrote:

IowaSteeler927 wrote:

Lokki wrote:

Atlanta Dan wrote:

kirklandrules wrote:

Oh, one more goat:

CBS - It's like they pay extra to show replays. Half the time there's a splash play, instead of a replay, they pan in on someone in the crowd, the coaches on the slideline, or a player who wasn't near the play drinking Gatorade. Come on man, show the replays! It's the only advantage to not being at the game.

FWIW NBC has Steelers-Chiefs this Sunday.  

I know Collinsworth has his detractors, but not having to listen to Phil Simms restate the obvious while complaining about how cold he is will be a plus for me.

I can't wait to hear Collinsworth continually talk about Le'Veon, "Here's a guy that hesitates",  "Here's a guy that is the most patient runner that I've ever seen".

Dude is seriously like a broken record. Always overstating the obvious, some of that comes with the territory but come on.

So for those of you who will actually have to listen to Collinsworth on Game Day.  Here's a little drinking game for you.

1. Any time Collinsworth states the obvious - take a drink
2. Any time he uses the phrase "Best in the game" or something similar to it - take two drinks
3. Any time you feel you could do a better job than Collinsworth - do a shot
4. Any time you feel like shoving his microphone in places it doesn't belong - take two shots

Good luck making it through the first quarter.

damn truck just give me a IV full of alcohol that would be the only way I could keep up with what came out of Collinsworth's mouth.

effyou515 wrote:

stlrtruck wrote:

IowaSteeler927 wrote:

Lokki wrote:

Atlanta Dan wrote:

kirklandrules wrote:

Oh, one more goat:

CBS - It's like they pay extra to show replays. Half the time there's a splash play, instead of a replay, they pan in on someone in the crowd, the coaches on the slideline, or a player who wasn't near the play drinking Gatorade. Come on man, show the replays! It's the only advantage to not being at the game.

FWIW NBC has Steelers-Chiefs this Sunday.  

I know Collinsworth has his detractors, but not having to listen to Phil Simms restate the obvious while complaining about how cold he is will be a plus for me.

I can't wait to hear Collinsworth continually talk about Le'Veon, "Here's a guy that hesitates",  "Here's a guy that is the most patient runner that I've ever seen".

Dude is seriously like a broken record. Always overstating the obvious, some of that comes with the territory but come on.

So for those of you who will actually have to listen to Collinsworth on Game Day.  Here's a little drinking game for you.

1. Any time Collinsworth states the obvious - take a drink
2. Any time he uses the phrase "Best in the game" or something similar to it - take two drinks
3. Any time you feel you could do a better job than Collinsworth - do a shot
4. Any time you feel like shoving his microphone in places it doesn't belong - take two shots

Good luck making it through the first quarter.

damn truck just give me a IV full of alcohol that would be the only way I could keep up with what came out of Collinsworth's mouth.

Just think, you'd be able to pause the IV drip during commercials, time outs, and half time.