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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:18 pm | |
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- Yeah...don't tell anyone to tip your waitress or anything.
OK.... everybody remember to tip your waitresses and bartenders.
Happy? Now where's my damn beer I ordered 15 minutes ago, lady?!? 
Oh, I'm sorry...I realize you piss yourself a lot, but I thought you remembered me pouring that beer on your crotch.
Slurp up! 
Dammit! First my ass is violated today, then some crazy woman is pouring beer on my genitals! 
Not only is it uncomfortable, but it's a waste of perfectly good beer. Shame on you, Mom! 
Don't worry, we traded what you initially ordered for a Busch Light. So you've basically been violated with water. 
Great! Now my balls are tainted with near-beer! 
I'm not sure what's worse. 
It's still better than the finger in my asshole though.
It's good to know you have first hand info on what a finger in the asshole feels like. 
It was an ambush prostate exam today. Fuckers never warned me it was coming. 
I took the day off and decided to drink myself into oblivion and cry myself to sleep tonight.
Dude, you loved it and you know it. That's why you're crying. Just accept Wally's finger and move on.
BTW...when did you get your medical license Wally? He's not jamming his finger in my ass!!! He did, however, get his doctor's degree in self-proctology. He passed his last test when he made his spacebar on his keyboard so sticky he needs a new one. He goes by the name Dr. Makes-Himself-Feelgood, PHD. _________________  -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:20 pm | |
| I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say I think we've wandered waaaaaaay off topic.  _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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vasteeler
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Location : richmond va
| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:10 pm | |
| wow......the way this thread turned, im not sure if i even want to watch the show _________________  "Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead." - Butch | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:14 pm | |
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- wow......the way this thread turned, im not sure if i even want to watch the show
Which show? The show "Alcatraz" or the one where Mom is fantasizing about Wally sticking his finger in my ass? That second one is in pre-production and won't see the light of day if I have any say in it! _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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Bays
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Join date : 2011-10-27
Location : Mansfield, Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:16 pm | |
| You can try and scramble your way out of this one, but the show's ruined for me
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SteelCityMom
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Bays
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:31 pm | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:31 pm | |
| _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelCityMom
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:33 pm | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:41 pm | |
| - SteelCityMom wrote:
- And don't whine to me about a finger in the ass. I've been to a gynecologist. You've never had the duck bill. So STFU!
Guess where this is gonna end up?  _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelCityMom
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:43 pm | |
| - Buddha Bus wrote:
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- And don't whine to me about a finger in the ass. I've been to a gynecologist. You've never had the duck bill. So STFU!
Guess where this is gonna end up? You're just generally scared about the duck bill. I would be too, were I a dude. Finger in the ass. Pssshaw. _________________ | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:45 pm | |
| - SteelCityMom wrote:
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- And don't whine to me about a finger in the ass. I've been to a gynecologist. You've never had the duck bill. So STFU!
Guess where this is gonna end up?
You're just generally scared about the duck bill. I would be too, were I a dude.
Finger in the ass. Pssshaw. It sure as hell felt like a duck bill was up there.  _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelCityMom
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:46 pm | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:49 pm | |
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SteelCityMom
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:50 pm | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:54 pm | |
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SteelCityMom
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Thu Feb 09, 2012 7:28 pm | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Alcatraz Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:23 am | |
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Keep it down or she's going to expect that love shit all the time! 