TIM LUMBER: Memorial Day SQUEELER FANS....10pm ONE LAST WAR!

2 Years ago, i STOMPED every damn Squeelers fans FACE in the MUD who stepped up. I was banned from everysite cause what else could they do....WHEN THEY couldnt out talk me. NATE BAYS....you wanna call me out? Let me tell you something NERD....the Ravens just won the SUPER BOWL....Ray Lewis ended Hines Ward's career when he knocked him out LOL, your little back up QB cried like a little B*tch cause you guys finally beat us after being stomped 3 times in a row.

I have ONE LAST WAR in my blood. And im seriously letting you LOSERS know....DO NOT COMMENT to impress your friends lol. DONT DO IT....ask around first. OK, cause i will RUIN your life on here. I will embarass you so bad, you might want to put some cement shoes on and drown yourself in that sh*tty water they call 3 rivers the home of the water rats.

WHY do i hate Pittsburgh aka Sh*ttsburgh, they got me FIRED at 2 newspapers where i was writing at. THEY ruined my writing career. And when you do that....i RUIN YOU. So Go HIDE lock the doors cause i wanna throw up on your faces.

And grab some cause Memorial Day at 10pm...im gonna school people like NEVER before seen in internet history. Paybacks a B*tch!! You got something to say...I ADVISE YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH, or i will grab my YELLOW SQUELLER towel after i wipe my *ss with it, and shove it down your throat......I DARE YOU TO STEP UP. You just awoke the sleeping giant!
Tim "Trailer Park Trash" Lumber

I didnt think no one had nothing to say.....thats right just like the Ravens silenced you all....from Baltimore i say Shhhhhhhhh!!

There afraid.....no wonder you wimps waive a yellow chicken towell...hahahahahaha.

Tim Lumber wrote:

WHY do i hate Pittsburgh aka Sh*ttsburgh, they got me FIRED at 2 newspapers where i was writing at. THEY ruined my writing career.

As an editor at a newspaper, I can assure you it wasn't Steelers fans who derailed your writing career. Your lack of intelligence and creativity is matched by your lack of writing skills.

So finally after the ratbirds win a SB you show your face out in public. Was it the fact that the Steelers made it to 3 SBs and laid waste to the ratbirds on their way to doing it? Or was it the simple fact that you have realized, even though the ratbirds lucked out with Flacco at QB and won the SB last year that the Steelers are still the better team?

Or maybe, just maybe, you like the abusive attention you receive.

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I didnt think no one had nothing to say

Not only a double negative --- but a triple negative!!! Do they teach basic grammar in the murder capital?

Seriously, is this deranged dude for real or some 12 year old troll?

Gingerchip wrote:

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I didnt think no one had nothing to say

Not only a double negative --- but a triple negative!!! Do they teach basic grammar in the murder capital?

Seriously, is this deranged dude for real or some 12 year old troll?

Oh, Ginger, don't ignore this , he's like one of those clown punching bags when you were a kid. You punch it as hard as you can and it keeps coming back for me.

Lumber, while somewhat confusing and difficult to understand at times, is harmless. He talks like a big boy, types like a child, and is so embarrassing, even his own fanbase doesn't want him.

We usually keep him around for entertainment purposes only.

stlrtruck wrote:

even his own fanbase doesn't want him.

That's true. I've seen Ravens fans tear him apart. One thing Steelers fans and Ravens fans can agree on ... Limpber is an idiot.

For those of you who don't know Tim Lumber, he's quite the legend on other boards. Mainly, he's a legend in his own mind as he considers himself the greatest sports writer to ever grace the Interwebs. Sadly, he did have a blog on the Baltimore Sun's website, which only goes to show how mentally unstable the entire city of Baltimore truly is. Here's one of his blogs: https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img42/7137/tlalbum.jpg

The best part is the reader comments.

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Tim

I am a Ravens fan and you are an idiot. Your story is a rambling mess about going to your Dad's, getting drunk on cheap beer and surfing the net. Next time collect your thoughts before grabbing the beer.

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This guy is a joke.

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I think it is nice that Sam is letting a middle school journalism student "intern" by writing columns for the blog. Kid is gaining some valuable experience.

Oh ... he's not in middle school?

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I hate news.google.com for linking me to this...

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Sam,

Hope you have a good exit strategy for this joke. Otherwise it's a dud...

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Wow I cant believe a baltimore newspaper would let garbled trash like this on their site. It has horrid english, incoheriant thoughts, and its isnt funny or thought provoking at all.

I pity this wannabe writer. I cant see him holding down a job...ever.

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I must admit I have no dog in the Steelers/Ravens fight but this particular blog entry is atrocious.

Even when Sam blogs about urinals his grammar and writing style pours out golden. Tim Lumber? Not so much.

I would recommend asking someone to proofread your writing but I fear there isn't much that can be done to improve senseless drivel. May God have mercy on your Ravens-jaded soul.

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Sam, IF this guy is your replacement, the Sun is in deeper trouble then I thought.

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I see that Mr. Lumber (aptly named) is identified as a "guest columnist" much in the same way that "dramatic reenactments" are labelled to clearly distinguish them as cheap imitations of the real thing. The only thing that Mr. Lumber has acheived with his imbecilic (and I'm being generous here) "article" is to strengthen the case for compulsary euthanasia and sterilization programs.

I can't believe Timmah is back. He is like a computer virus that plagues computer after computer. The funny thing is that he is always put in his place and loses each time.

So.... where did he go?

This guys is funny !!

steelerdude15 wrote:

So.... where did he go?

Back to the trailer park with his tail between his legs.

Welp... Its been over a month and he still hasn't showed up.

Maybe he stopped drinking and doing drugs and the brain cells kicked in. Reminded him of the abuse he took at his last attempt, then he decided he's better off keeping away from Steelers fans.

steelerdude15 wrote:

Welp... Its been over a month and he still hasn't showed up.

Perhaps he violated his parole and is in jail.  

Wallace108 wrote:

steelerdude15 wrote:

Welp... Its been over a month and he still hasn't showed up.

Perhaps he violated his parole and is in jail.  

Must be back in with Joe Moko or whatever that guy was called.  

Good grief. Timmah Lumber was going to wage a war here, too? And then didn't show? Bummer. Seems to be his M.O., though.

Lady Steel wrote:

Good grief.  Timmah Lumber was going to wage a war here, too?  And then didn't show?  Bummer.  Seems to be his M.O., though.  

Limpber is the ultimate troll tease. He shows up every few years, promises a battle to end all battles, provides a few days of entertainment, and then slinks back to the trailer park while we all clamor for more of his delusional drivel.

Can he please come back an make one final hurrah?

SteelersYak wrote:

Can he please come back an make one final hurrah?

Not sure when he's up for parole.

SteelersYak wrote:

Can he please come back an make one final hurrah?

I can make this happen.

The word is out..