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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:34 am | |
| Post things that you have learned (realistic or not) from movies.
What I have learned from movies:
That if you really want to be in touch with nature and animals, just "plug in" your pony tail. (Avatar[d])
Don't put the *ussy on a pedestal (40 Year Old Virgin)
If someone asks if you want to see a magic trick, respectfully decline (The Dark Knight)
If you REALLY want to tick somebody off, crap on their rug (Alpha Dog)
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:04 am | |
| The good guy always gets the girl in the end (this might not be true in real life).
If a psychotic killer is chasing you, don't waste your time trying to start your car (it won't start).
_________________  If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:07 am | |
| ANY female can look good with the right make up artist.
EVERYTHING is cooler with special effects.
If you go to Nilbog, don't eat the green frosting (Troll 2)
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:11 am | |
| NEVER have sex. If there's a killer on the loose, you'll be one of the first ones killed. _________________ If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:16 am | |
| If a bad guy is shooting at you and eventually has you point-blank, don't worry, he'll be out of bullets when he pulls the trigger. If you kill someone in self-defense, NEVER assume that they're actually dead (yeah, I've seen a lot of horror movies  ). _________________ If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:23 am | |
| If there is a killer on the loose and you are with a black person, you generally won't be the first one killed (not racist on my part, just an observation in scary movies)
White men can't jump.
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:27 am | |
| If you meet a person of the opposite sex and hate each other immediately, you'll eventually fall in love. _________________ If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 2:33 am | |
| If you find yourself surrounded by multiple bad guys, don't fret. They will come at you one by one, flailing their arms like some sort of interpretive dance, and you will be able to defeat them.
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:27 am | |
| Bunny rabbits are vicious killers. "There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you." Don't ever bet against Rocky Balboa. Do NOT ask sketchy looking gas station attendants/roadside attraction operators directions to famous serial killer spots. You will all die. It doesn't matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will still catch up to you just walking slowly. * Bonus points for figuring out what movies/franchises each one is from.  _________________  -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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vasteeler
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:53 am | |
| i have learned 6 shooters never run out of bullets | |
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SteelersYak
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:18 pm | |
| _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:36 pm | |
| It's pronounced Franken-steen.
"Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... except herpes. that shit'll come back with you."
Never trust a pikey.
Never get in a gun fight with a man named The Man With No Name.
If you receive an odd distress signal in deep space, don't investigate.
If you are in the countryside somewhere in Europe and your car breaks down, don't stop at the first remote house you find and ask for help. Keep walking till you find a town. _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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vasteeler
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:43 pm | |
| if your house ever says to you "get out".......get the @#%$ out  | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 4:59 pm | |
| - vasteeler wrote:
- if your house ever says to you "get out".......get the @#%$ out
 If somebody won't come into your house unless you specifically invite them in... don't. They are probably a vampire. If you capture a super-spy, don't set up an elaborate device to kill him and not watch it happen. Just shoot him in the head on the spot. Do not, under any circumstances, kill someone's kung-fu master. You're only asking for trouble later on. _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:55 pm | |
| - Buddha Bus wrote:
You have got to be kidding me Dubby! That may just have earned you a 2-week vacation from the site to think about it and a pulling of your man-card. 
It's the only animal I could get away with at my apartment complex at the time. People from Kazakhstan are afraid of cockroaches because they could be Jews Jews lay eggs College kids from USC are bigots Bewbs do not feel like big bags of sand
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:33 am | |
| _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelersYak
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Fri Apr 08, 2011 8:58 am | |
| _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelCityMom
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Fri Apr 08, 2011 6:59 pm | |
| - Buddha Bus wrote:
- Bunny rabbits are vicious killers.
Night of the Lepus or Holy Grail (even if that's not the one you meant, it's still true lol) - Quote :
- "There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
Clerks - Quote :
- Don't ever bet against Rocky Balboa.
Ummm....Rocky? - Quote :
Do NOT ask sketchy looking gas station attendants/roadside attraction operators directions to famous serial killer spots. You will all die. This one has me a little stumped, but I'm thinking Texas Chainsaw Massacre? - Quote :
- It doesn't matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will still catch up to you just walking slowly.
Ummmm....Halloween? What I've learned from movies? There's a lot of fat and dorky guys who bang hot ass chicks. _________________  | |
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stlrtruck
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:57 pm | |
| Girls only want to hear those 3 little words....
Suck
My
C@$k
(Tomcats) _________________  60 MIN 53 MEN 1 NATION STEELERS NATION  I am the MAN that created the MYTH that started the LEGEND
Don't choose good when greatness is available! | |
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stlrtruck
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Fri Apr 08, 2011 9:57 pm | |
| The Allstar Jock usually ends up being the bad guy at the end of the movie
(exception to this is Varsity Blues) _________________ 60 MIN 53 MEN 1 NATION STEELERS NATION I am the MAN that created the MYTH that started the LEGEND
Don't choose good when greatness is available! | |
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vasteeler
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:06 pm | |
| if your with arnold, bruce or sly, relax everything's going to be ok | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:40 pm | |
| - SteelCityMom wrote:
- Buddha Bus wrote:
- Bunny rabbits are vicious killers.
Night of the Lepus or Holy Grail (even if that's not the one you meant, it's still true lol)
- Quote :
- "There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."
Clerks
- Quote :
- Don't ever bet against Rocky Balboa.
Ummm....Rocky?
- Quote :
Do NOT ask sketchy looking gas station attendants/roadside attraction operators directions to famous serial killer spots. You will all die.
This one has me a little stumped, but I'm thinking Texas Chainsaw Massacre?
- Quote :
- It doesn't matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will still catch up to you just walking slowly.
Ummmm....Halloween?
What I've learned from movies? There's a lot of fat and dorky guys who bang hot ass chicks. Yeah, #3 and #5 are easy. I was looking for The Holy Grail for #1, but Dubby already got that. Good catch on #2! That leaves #4. Anybody? _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:40 pm | |
| That taking a drink of beer every time you hear "Mitchell" is going to fuck you up while watching the movie "Mitchell"!
Going outside at night to investigate a strange sound you heard is almost certain to get you killed.
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.
Driving a race car with a live mountain lion in it isn't easy.
Don't ever draw on Han Solo. _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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