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PostSubject: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 1:34 am

Post things that you have learned (realistic or not) from movies.

What I have learned from movies:

That if you really want to be in touch with nature and animals, just "plug in" your pony tail. (Avatar[d])

Don't put the *ussy on a pedestal (40 Year Old Virgin)

If someone asks if you want to see a magic trick, respectfully decline (The Dark Knight)

If you REALLY want to tick somebody off, crap on their rug (Alpha Dog)

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 2:04 am

The good guy always gets the girl in the end (this might not be true in real life).
If a psychotic killer is chasing you, don't waste your time trying to start your car (it won't start).

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ANY female can look good with the right make up artist.

EVERYTHING is cooler with special effects.

If you go to Nilbog, don't eat the green frosting (Troll 2)

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 2:11 am

NEVER have sex. If there's a killer on the loose, you'll be one of the first ones killed.

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 2:16 am

If a bad guy is shooting at you and eventually has you point-blank, don't worry, he'll be out of bullets when he pulls the trigger.

If you kill someone in self-defense, NEVER assume that they're actually dead (yeah, I've seen a lot of horror movies What I Have Learned From Movies 1797695198 ).

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 2:23 am

If there is a killer on the loose and you are with a black person, you generally won't be the first one killed (not racist on my part, just an observation in scary movies)

White men can't jump.

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If you meet a person of the opposite sex and hate each other immediately, you'll eventually fall in love.

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If you find yourself surrounded by multiple bad guys, don't fret. They will come at you one by one, flailing their arms like some sort of interpretive dance, and you will be able to defeat them.

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 4:27 am

Bunny rabbits are vicious killers.

"There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

Don't ever bet against Rocky Balboa.

Do NOT ask sketchy looking gas station attendants/roadside attraction operators directions to famous serial killer spots. You will all die.

It doesn't matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will still catch up to you just walking slowly.







* Bonus points for figuring out what movies/franchises each one is from. What I Have Learned From Movies 184121345

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 5:53 am

i have learned 6 shooters never run out of bullets
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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 6:46 am

Buddha Bus wrote:
Bunny rabbits are vicious killers.

Is this one from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? I haven't actually seen the movie, my girlfriend just showed me a clip because I wanted to get a rabbit and she tried to convince me not to.

It worked so well that I went out an hour later and got the rabbit anyways What I Have Learned From Movies 1797695198 What I Have Learned From Movies 3562723908

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 4:18 pm

BGSU A Dub wrote:
Is this one from Monty Python and the Holy Grail? I haven't actually seen the movie, my girlfriend just showed me a clip because I wanted to get a rabbit and she tried to convince me not to.

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You have got to be kidding me Dubby! That may just have earned you a 2-week vacation from the site to think about it and a pulling of your man-card. No


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It worked so well that I went out an hour later and got the rabbit anyways What I Have Learned From Movies 1797695198 What I Have Learned From Movies 3562723908


Well yeah!!! Who wouldn't after seeing one bite a man's head off?!?! Piranhas are for pu$$ies! What I Have Learned From Movies 3798349058

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 4:36 pm

It's pronounced Franken-steen.

"Whatever happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas... except herpes. that shit'll come back with you."

Never trust a pikey.

Never get in a gun fight with a man named The Man With No Name.

If you receive an odd distress signal in deep space, don't investigate.

If you are in the countryside somewhere in Europe and your car breaks down, don't stop at the first remote house you find and ask for help. Keep walking till you find a town.

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if your house ever says to you "get out".......get the @#%$ out What I Have Learned From Movies 1841364231


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If somebody won't come into your house unless you specifically invite them in... don't. They are probably a vampire.

If you capture a super-spy, don't set up an elaborate device to kill him and not watch it happen. Just shoot him in the head on the spot.

Do not, under any circumstances, kill someone's kung-fu master. You're only asking for trouble later on.

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyThu Apr 07, 2011 11:55 pm

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You have got to be kidding me Dubby! That may just have earned you a 2-week vacation from the site to think about it and a pulling of your man-card. No

It's the only animal I could get away with at my apartment complex at the time.


People from Kazakhstan are afraid of cockroaches because they could be Jews
Jews lay eggs
College kids from USC are bigots
Bewbs do not feel like big bags of sand

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyFri Apr 08, 2011 8:33 am

BGSU A Dub wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:


You have got to be kidding me Dubby! That may just have earned you a 2-week vacation from the site to think about it and a pulling of your man-card. No

It's the only animal I could get away with at my apartment complex at the time.


People from Kazakhstan are afraid of cockroaches because they could be Jews
Jews lay eggs
College kids from USC are bigots
Bewbs do not feel like big bags of sand


What I Have Learned From Movies 1824088959 No, not the bunny rabbit purchase... the not seeing "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" part. You're on thin ice right now my friend. What I Have Learned From Movies 3798349058

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyFri Apr 08, 2011 8:44 am

BootyBus, you are on thin ice for being late this morning. Wally Balls and I were waiting for you for our normal morning shenanigans and you were no where to be found. What I Have Learned From Movies 131212936 What I Have Learned From Movies 3102619762

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BGSU A Dub wrote:
BootyBus, you are on thin ice for being late this morning. Wally Balls and I were waiting for you for our normal morning shenanigans and you were no where to be found. What I Have Learned From Movies 131212936 What I Have Learned From Movies 3102619762


You guys can't live without me. What I Have Learned From Movies 941308610 What I Have Learned From Movies 2573146105

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PostSubject: Re: What I Have Learned From Movies   What I Have Learned From Movies EmptyFri Apr 08, 2011 6:59 pm

Buddha Bus wrote:
Bunny rabbits are vicious killers.

Night of the Lepus or Holy Grail (even if that's not the one you meant, it's still true lol)

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"There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

Clerks

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Don't ever bet against Rocky Balboa.

Ummm....Rocky?
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Do NOT ask sketchy looking gas station attendants/roadside attraction operators directions to famous serial killer spots. You will all die.

This one has me a little stumped, but I'm thinking Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

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It doesn't matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will still catch up to you just walking slowly.

Ummmm....Halloween? What I Have Learned From Movies 1797695198


What I've learned from movies? There's a lot of fat and dorky guys who bang hot ass chicks.

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Girls only want to hear those 3 little words....


Suck
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The Allstar Jock usually ends up being the bad guy at the end of the movie

(exception to this is Varsity Blues)

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if your with arnold, bruce or sly, relax everything's going to be ok
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Buddha Bus wrote:
Bunny rabbits are vicious killers.

Night of the Lepus or Holy Grail (even if that's not the one you meant, it's still true lol)

Quote :
"There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But, they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you."

Clerks

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Don't ever bet against Rocky Balboa.

Ummm....Rocky?
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This one has me a little stumped, but I'm thinking Texas Chainsaw Massacre?

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It doesn't matter how fast you run, Michael Myers will still catch up to you just walking slowly.

Ummmm....Halloween? What I Have Learned From Movies 1797695198


What I've learned from movies? There's a lot of fat and dorky guys who bang hot ass chicks.


Yeah, #3 and #5 are easy. I was looking for The Holy Grail for #1, but Dubby already got that. Good catch on #2! That leaves #4. Anybody?

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That taking a drink of beer every time you hear "Mitchell" is going to fuck you up while watching the movie "Mitchell"!

Going outside at night to investigate a strange sound you heard is almost certain to get you killed.

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Driving a race car with a live mountain lion in it isn't easy.

Don't ever draw on Han Solo.

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