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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:31 am | |
| costume store where
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JonM229
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 5:56 am | |
| Chris Hansen was _________________  Wallace108: Jon, how the hell do you expect any of us to ever follow your posts? You always set the bar awfully high.  "Ray Rice is special. He is a guy for all situations, as I have said before, even in an elevator." -Mike Tomlin | |
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JonM229
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:26 am | |
| I was bored and copied the story (so far) in its entirety: - Quote :
- The night started when Buddha slapped himself in the head with a rubber mallet. But his hard head destroyed the mallet. So he decided to call Wally and ask him how he could live with himself after watching Truck try to poison himself with some Busch Light. As he did so, a rabid dog bit him in the ass. Just as suspected, he seemed to like eating pizza on a deep-fried cheeseburger dripping with delicious, hot and spicy Justin Bieber sauce. So Truck licked all he could as he finished his preparations for a car ride. He loaded up his favorite vibrator in his stinky man purse, which looked oddly like an elephant’s vagina. Now that Truck had his “massager,” he knew Weebles would be attracted by the sweet undulating rhythms of Wally humming along to Lady Gaga’s manly voice singing “Poke My Face.” But as Smokin pulled his pants off and grabbed the Jergen’s lotion, he suddenly realized he was missing the most important hairy organ on the planet Earth: Wally. As he prepared himself for his pron escapades, he quietly unzipped Chippendale’s dancer’s file until he realized they weren’t chipmunks. But he didn’t pull his pants down fast enough to whip out his Superman underoos! So he thought about it longer and realized he really just wanted a hot, sweaty, big piece of Oscar Meyer’s wiener. But the refrigerator wouldn’t open, because Truck locked it. Out of frustration, Jon grabbed the nearest metal object and shoved it into the trashcan. In the trashcan, the metal object dripped a sticky unknown bodily fluid onto Truck’s meatloaf. Buddha ate the chalupa he bought with money earned from sucking off three little Mexican churros’ sugar coat. To his surprise, he rather enjoyed sucking toe cheese while sipping on his “friend’s” blood. Buddha couldn’t admit his Lady Gaga obsession was interfering with his love for synchronized swimming. Buddha loaded his inflatable love doll into his pink hard top Cadillac. He drove down to the levy with some whiskey and rye singing this will be the day Dubs professes his love for Vasteeler and an ice cold slap in the gluteus maximus. Jon asked Va to order a pizza with hairy sausage and bring it behind the abandoned costume store where Chris Hansen was…
_________________ Wallace108: Jon, how the hell do you expect any of us to ever follow your posts? You always set the bar awfully high. "Ray Rice is special. He is a guy for all situations, as I have said before, even in an elevator." -Mike Tomlin | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 7:47 am | |
| browsing for pedophiles.
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vasteeler
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 9:31 am | |
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stlrtruck
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 10:41 am | |
| he found infracting _________________  60 MIN 53 MEN 1 NATION STEELERS NATION  I am the MAN that created the MYTH that started the LEGEND
Don't choose good when greatness is available! | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 4:10 pm | |
| Weebles with a _________________  -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:15 pm | |
| large disco stick,
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:23 pm | |
| ... a euphoric SCM. _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:26 pm | |
| From there, things
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:28 pm | |
| got really phlegmy. _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:29 pm | |
| The piss monkey
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:37 pm | |
| went apeshit and _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 6:43 pm | |
| pissed all over
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vasteeler
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Thu Jun 30, 2011 11:52 pm | |
| because secretly he
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:00 am | |
| wanted to put _________________  If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:17 am | |
| his hands all
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:29 am | |
| over the large _________________ If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:32 am | |
| breasts of Gaga.
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:35 am | |
| They felt like _________________ If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:36 am | |
| big bags of
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:42 am | |
| stinky man sweat. _________________ If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Fri Jul 01, 2011 1:49 am | |
| Buddha decided to
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: The Greatest Story (3-word version) Fri Jul 01, 2011 2:03 am | |
| go find Va _________________ If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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