Conspiracy Theory Thread (or drunk thread :D)

Yeah I been dipping into some IPA's

Sammie Coates in the 3rd round makes a lot of sense for the Steelers. A big, physically gifted athlete with questionable hands...

What if they were looking to convert him to CB and replace Ike Taylor?

I just polished off a Day Rider IPA and am now working on a Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale. You are making a lot of sense to me for some reason. Tell me more.

Buddha Bus wrote:

I just polished off a Day Rider IPA and am now working on a Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale. You are making a lot of sense to me for some reason. Tell me more.

From NFL.com
"Golson has the twitch, ball skills and instincts to be an outstanding cornerback in the NFL."

From my own opinion (I have a degree in BS of the school of life )
- But not the height. I mean he's 5'9 no he automatically sucks. BUT his ball skills are very good, which tells me he'd be an awesome receiver in the slot a la wes welker / punk sanders. He'll convert to WR and become a dangerous WR4 in our 4-wide package.

Hey, hines ward and randle el were qb's in college that we drafted to be WR's so why the hell wouldn't we draft a cb to be a WR?

We shoulda signed tebow to be our TE. Yeah he probably would have sucked at it but i'd pay money to see that guy get his ass kicked

So we drafted Coates to play CB and Golson to play WR?

How much was Chip Kelly's consultation fee, and does it go against our cap?

KeepHarrisonTilHes92 wrote:

So we drafted Coates to play CB and Golson to play WR?

How much was Chip Kelly's consultation fee, and does it go against our cap?

We are talking about a team who brought Cam Thomas in to play safety. They work in mysterious ways.

i got nothin more, damn im a fuckin lightweight now, 2 deep and im fucked up. thas what taking a couple months off did to my tolerance haha, it's like being in high school again minus the youthful good looks

Fire Arians wrote:

i got nothin more, damn im a fuckin lightweight now, 2 deep and im fucked up. thas what taking a couple months off did to my tolerance haha, it's like being in high school again minus the youthful good looks

youthful good looks? maybe to drunk chicks.

effyou515 wrote:

Fire Arians wrote:

i got nothin more, damn im a fuckin lightweight now, 2 deep and im fucked up. thas what taking a couple months off did to my tolerance haha, it's like being in high school again minus the youthful good looks

youthful good looks? maybe to drunk chicks.

my favorite kind

you know, those type of girls that are like 'I got so wasted, i shouldn't have fucked that guy...', I love being that mistake

lets just say.. i know a guy who knows a guy who has a cousin that knows carnell lake and he said thats the plan... sammie will be a free safety since he is fast but has dump for hands

Fire Arians wrote:

effyou515 wrote:

Fire Arians wrote:

i got nothin more, damn im a fuckin lightweight now, 2 deep and im fucked up. thas what taking a couple months off did to my tolerance haha, it's like being in high school again minus the youthful good looks

youthful good looks? maybe to drunk chicks.

my favorite kind

you know, those type of girls that are like 'I got so wasted, i shouldn't have fucked that guy...', I love being that mistake

took her favorite drink over to her and said "drink this until you want to fuck me." she said "i'll need more then one drink." said with a smile "no problem."

effyou515 wrote:

Fire Arians wrote:

effyou515 wrote:

Fire Arians wrote:

i got nothin more, damn im a fuckin lightweight now, 2 deep and im fucked up. thas what taking a couple months off did to my tolerance haha, it's like being in high school again minus the youthful good looks

youthful good looks? maybe to drunk chicks.

my favorite kind

you know, those type of girls that are like 'I got so wasted, i shouldn't have fucked that guy...', I love being that mistake

took her favorite drink over to her and said "drink this until you want to fuck me." she said "i'll need more then one drink." said with a smile "no problem."

hey if it works, it works

Buddha Bus wrote:

I just polished off a Day Rider IPA and am now working on a Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale. You are making a lot of sense to me for some reason. Tell me more.

I want to hear you say the name of that beer 10 times as fast as you can! It will be a Budweiser by number 10.

KeepHarrisonTilHes92 wrote:

So we drafted Coates to play CB and Golson to play WR?

How much was Chip Kelly's consultation fee, and does it go against our cap?

makes him sound like a genius doesn't it. Our safety pick will also be a linebacker and don't ask what is in store for the punter.

Pappy wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

I just polished off a Day Rider IPA and am now working on a Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale. You are making a lot of sense to me for some reason. Tell me more.

I want to hear you say the name of that beer 10 times as fast as you can! It will be a Budweiser by number 10.

Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale!!!!!!!! There! What do I win?

You'll NEVER see me with a Budweiser, I can guarantee you that one!

Buddha Bus wrote:

Pappy wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

I just polished off a Day Rider IPA and am now working on a Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale. You are making a lot of sense to me for some reason. Tell me more.

I want to hear you say the name of that beer 10 times as fast as you can! It will be a Budweiser by number 10.

Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale!!!!!!!! There! What do I win?

You'll NEVER see me with a Budweiser, I can guarantee you that one!

I've become a hophead myself. Trifecta is all I have in the fridge at present.

Vis wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

Pappy wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

I just polished off a Day Rider IPA and am now working on a Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale. You are making a lot of sense to me for some reason. Tell me more.

I want to hear you say the name of that beer 10 times as fast as you can! It will be a Budweiser by number 10.

Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale, Troegs Nugget Nectar Imperial Amber Ale!!!!!!!! There! What do I win?

You'll NEVER see me with a Budweiser, I can guarantee you that one!

I've become a hophead myself.   Trifecta is all I have in the fridge at present.  

I'm truly starting to believe that they are lacing IPAs with crack. I find myself jonesing for that hoppy, bittersweet flavor constantly these days. The South County Day Rider IPA, South County Black Cowgirl Double Black IPA, New Belgium Ranger IPA, and New Belgium Rampant Imperial IPA have been staples of my fridge rotation for quite awhile now. They got their hooks in me and I feel like a fat Pookie from "New Jack City".

Thank god I was working while this thread was getting started.

Lol , I missed out on the drunken debauchery and pipe dream theories.

Buddha Bus wrote:

I'm truly starting to believe that they are lacing IPAs with crack. I find myself jonesing for that hoppy, bittersweet flavor constantly these days. The South County Day Rider IPA, South County Black Cowgirl Double Black IPA, New Belgium Ranger IPA, and New Belgium Rampant Imperial IPA have been staples of my fridge rotation for quite awhile now. They got their hooks in me and I feel like a fat Pookie from "New Jack City".

meet me at Barleys

http://www.barleysgville.com/beer-list/

Vis wrote:

Buddha Bus wrote:

I'm truly starting to believe that they are lacing IPAs with crack. I find myself jonesing for that hoppy, bittersweet flavor constantly these days. The South County Day Rider IPA, South County Black Cowgirl Double Black IPA, New Belgium Ranger IPA, and New Belgium Rampant Imperial IPA have been staples of my fridge rotation for quite awhile now. They got their hooks in me and I feel like a fat Pookie from "New Jack City".

meet me at Barleys

http://www.barleysgville.com/beer-list/

You, sir, are the Devil!

I'm on my way!

Fire Arians wrote:

my favorite kind

you know, those type of girls that are like 'I got so wasted, i shouldn't have fucked that guy...', I love being that mistake

Haha!  We got a comedian in the house.  Is that you , bill Cosby?