BREAKING: Tom Brady's Injury Revealed to Be Sprained Vagina
Big news out of Foxborough this morning! To no surprise, the Patriots** and Bill Belichick have been covering up Tom Brady's latest injury. At first, speculation was on his injured hand, but a team doctor has come forward and revealed the real problem for the MVP quarterback.
"Tom has a severely sprained vagina", Dr. Lester Benedoli said. "All the talk about the Jaguars beating them and that they won't win the Super Bowl again has him very emotionally hurt."
While this is no surprise to fans of the Patriots**, it still raises questions about his availability for the game this weekend.
Dr. Benedoli also added, "Tom also has a low grade yeast infection he's dealing with. We aren't sure how it will impact his performance but if the Patriots** lose I'm sure it will be the blame."
Coach Belichick had nothing to add on the matter and avoided the media and their questions all morning. He was busy studying the Jaguars playbook, which he was seen carrying around this entire week.
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