The Word Processor.

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From the Urban Dictionary:

1. Vaginamite:
(N.) - Bomb ass *****
1.) Yeah man did you see that girl at the party she was vaginamite, but I was too trashed to remember her name...

2.) That babe looks like she'd be vaginamite I'd bang her six ways from Sunday.
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2. vaginamite:
having, causing, or pertaining to explosive, diva-like, womanly energy
Suggested Use:
1) Ain't nobody dancin' at this party!! Some bitch best throw out a stick of vaginamite!!

2) I'm about two seconds from bustin' out a 30-lb. keg of vaginamite on yo' ass!!

Pun Potential:
That bitch ain't no fun. Her vaginamite be all rotten.
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From the Urban Dictionary:

Mexican waffle:
the act of shitting in one of those egg crate things on a dorm bed and then making the bed over it (see similar terms: "upper-decker", "hot pocket", "trunk muffin")
That guy pissed me off last night so I snuck in his room and left him a Mexican waffle.



Defensive Eating:
Strategically consuming food for the sole purpose of preventing others from getting it.
Matt’s mother-in-law unexpectedly arrived with a delicious dinner immediately after Matt finished a 12-inch sub. In order to prevent his wife from getting the surprise meal, he used defensive eating to consume the additional food.



Hangry:
When you are so hungry that your lack of food causes you to become angry, frustrated or both.

An amalgum of hungry and angry invented to describe that feeling when you get when you are out at a restaurant and have been waiting over an hour to get the meal that you have ordered.
"Damn! Where is that steak I ordered? We've been waiting for an hour and a half here. The service here is terrible! I'm starving! I don't know about you, but I'm starting to feel really hangry!"



retard in aluminum foil:
What a lady's knight in shining armor becomes when she really gets to know him.
I thought he was my knight in shining armor. Turns out, he was just a retard in aluminum foil!
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From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp

1. derp:
A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Brought to life in the South Park series, when Mr. Derp made a guest apperance at South Park Elementary as the chef for a day, followed by hitting himself in the head with a hammer and exclaiming "Derp!"

2. derp:
A word utterred when one screws up. origin: Matt Stone and Trey Parker in BASEketball. Used as an interjection.
(Imagine a scene where a guy is sniffing a girl's underwear, only to discover it is her mom's) DERP!

3. derp:
1: The word that describes a particularly retarded face: A retarded smile, and the eyes pointing in different directions.

2: A word merely used as filler
1: Used in a picture (let's use the megaman image just for the hell of it), derp is the quintessential word for itself. 'Nuff said.

2: Person 1: "So... I'm bored"

*5 minutes later*

Person 1: "Derp..."

Person 2: "Yeah"

Club cracker:
A racist white guy who loves to go out dancing.

From the Urban Dictionary:http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...procrastibator

1. Procrastibator:
Procrastibator comes from the words procrastinator and masterbate and means to procrastinate by masterbating. Usually, this is one of the most common and more enjoyable forms of procrastination, but can also be incredibly dangerous to the work "at hand."
Jeff: Make sure you write tonight... and don't jack off or watch TV.
Hunter: Are you calling me a procrastibator?

2. Procrastibator:
A person who puts off doing things for the purpose of persuing 'instant gratification activities' instead.

I am such a procrastibator - I didn't get my assignment done all weekend and now I'm all sore.
gratification procrastination lazy compulsive normal

3. Procrastibator:
Someone who procrastinates and puts off their obligation to masturbate.
Man, I was in front of my computer for 8 hours last night and I didn't fap until right before I fell asleep. I'm such a procrastibator.
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From alphaDictionary.com: http://www.alphadictionary.com/fun/new_meanings.html


Exercise- n. Her former body measurements.

Octopus- n. A cat with eight legs.

Thesaurus- n. A dinosaur that studies words.

Congress- n. The antonym of progress.

Barium- n. What doctors recommend when their patients die.

Benign- adj. What you be after you be eight.

From Inherently Funny.com: http://www.inherentlyfunny.com/cat-3-funny_words-8.html

Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. Symptoms include (but may not be limited to); hairy palms, carpal tunnel syndrom, one arm unusually larger than the other, soreness of the wrist, sticky fingers, blindness.

Redumbdancy: Repeating the same dumb thing.

Friderday: When you start partying on Friday and it lasts well into lunchtime on Saturday.

Claptrap: (1. )Describes pretentious nonsense designed for the sole purpose of provoking approval, i.e. clapping. (2.) Paris Hilton's vagina.

Shituation: An event (usually negative) that has the potential to transform your life into utter shit.

Tranma: A grandmother who is starting to look like your grandfather.

Relationshit - when it's time to break up

Skittleedoo - an expression of excitement

No homo - when used prior to or immediately following a statement, it denotes the statement to not be taken as "homosexual". Ex: Wally Balls and BootyBus are looking nice today, no homo.

From http://www.inherentlyfunny.com

Slangwhanger
(n.) A loud abusive speaker or obnoxious writer.

1. We have a few slangwhangers here at SX.

From www.inherentlyfunny.com

Pusillanimous
(adj.) Timid; lacking in courage or resolution.

1. vasteeler refused to try truck's cooking. He's pusillanimous.

From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=derp

pizzarrhea

The sudden onset of diarrhea by means of the consumption of pizza, be it bad or otherwise.
I got mad pizzarrhea from that janky corner joint the other day.

From Bore At Uni.com: http://www.boredatuni.com/words.php?letter=D

Hamflap - A flappy vagina

Amasslimated - being entirely intoxicated on a number of illicit substances

Bag of smashed assholes - When you can feel no worse or lower than you do.

Chimpstiffy - This is what a monkey gets when it is pleasured by a woman.

Debangle - When your pubes get tied in knot

Draculas Teabags - Used tampons

generation slap: a slap so hard it sends similar sensations to a specific generation, most notably the mother or grand mother of said person being slapped

Buddha all over Wally's pillow so Wally generation slapped Buddha so hard his mother felt it.

stlrtruck wrote:

generation slap: a slap so hard it sends similar sensations to a specific generation, most notably the mother or grand mother of said person being slapped

Buddha all over Wally's pillow so Wally generation slapped Buddha so hard his mother felt it.

Nice one, Truck!

From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=computarded


computarded:
1) A total lack of all but a basic understanding of computer hardware, software, and programming.
2) Inexperience or ineptness with or misunderstanding of something computer-related.
3) How one feels (about one's self -or- about what they are working on) when a computer program, application, or device gets the better of them.

1) My mother calls me everytime I e-mail her instead of e-mailing back. She must be computarded.
2) Can you help me paste my roommate’s head on this Rainbow Brite body? Thanks, man - I am totally computarded when it comes to Photoshop.
3) How did I get these page and section breaks so messed up?!? This is so computarded!

From Urban Dictionary.com: http://www.urbandictionary.com/?page=4

career tragectory:
a career path marked by increasing amounts of tragedy, lameness, futility, ineptitude, respect, and/or pay.
Vic's career tragectory included starting at Lehman Brothers, then Bernie Madoff's firm, then jail, and now he's working at the Wendy's drive-thru.


Googleheimer's:
The condition where you think of something you want to Google, but by the time you get to your computer, you have forgotten what it was. Very prevalent in the 420 community.
I've got Googleheimer's so bad that between the garage and the office, I forgot what I was going to look up.


intaxication:
Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
I love feeling intaxicated!


Fuck You Tax:
A non-discretionary charge or fee placed on orders or purchases from certain companies, frequently ticket retailers and cinemas. The charge never relates to a specific cost incurred by the company and is purely an additional fee to boost profits. So called as the company in question knows the consumer has no option but to pay, so their charging it is the company saying, "Fuck You, Pay it."
$1.50 'Booking fee' on my cinema tickets - that's just a 'Fuck You tax'!

Lollygagger:
A person who has a weird sexual fetish involving Charms Blow Pops, a lack of oxygen and lots of saliva.


BLork:
An internet obsessed nerd with a Superman complex who claims to have nailed Fergie and drinks terrible "beer".

Publicity (Pyoob-liss-itty):

The type of attention Weebles receives when he changes his name to "Gaga Dubs" and cavorts around town in drag flashing his mangina.

From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/


cockblocalypse:
When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

"What's up with Gurpreet?"

- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"

Buddha Bus wrote:

From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/


cockblocalypse:
When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

"What's up with Gurpreet?"

- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"

Damn you, Harold Camping!!

JonM229 wrote:

Damn you, Harold Camping!!

SHIT! Is it May... er.... October 21st already?!?

From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Brosama Bin Laden:
A best friend that you never see. He's always hiding or just at home.
Named after the infamous best friend you never see,

Mike:Hey where's Joey at?
Daniel: IDK man he's being a real Brosama Bin Laden

Creepy Uncle:

1. A person, who through their actions and/or words, causes unease to
others (male or female) by unnessesary or gratuitous sexual advances.

2. When a gentleman secretly masturbates while the
female partner is asleep in bed, using her ass, face or just overall
naked body for mind material to help ejaculate.
Last night, this girl passed out naked in my bed so I gave her the creepy uncle and wiped my hands on her socks.