The Word Processor.

Management: the so-called smart people who are hired and/or placed in a position of power who truly don't know how to direct employees in a more positive direction

Employee: the worker bee who, without managements involvement could actually be more productive


The employee was doing fine until management got involved in the process.

From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/

aarping:

When an elderly person, such as your grandfather, complains incessantly about nothing.
Grandpa ruined another family dinner by aarping the whole time about his bunions.

From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/?page=1

masternap:

The act - either planned or unplanned - of falling to sleep after masturbating.
I was just going to rub one out, but I ended up masternapping for an hour.

Bob's been away from his wife for two days, so he went upstairs for a masternap.


Conference Call of Duty:

A work related conference call in which you dial in from home while playing Call of Duty. Practitioners must take care to not un-mute their phone with gunshots blaring in the background.
Working from home today?
Yeah dude, Conference Call of Duty


Serial Infatuator:

A Serial Infatuator is someone who continually has intimate relationships that last only between 3-5 months. It is the defined timeline for infatuation.
My recent lover is a Serial Infatuator. He does not get past the 5 month mark where infatuation gives way to true love.


party hats:

erect and mighty pointed nipples
Hey it must be cold out because your mom has her party hats on.

pumpling:

verb

The act of severely beating another person or group so badly that it appears as though they have also been prison bitch butt-raped during the said act. (A combination of the words "pumping" and "pummeling".)

Used in a sentence:

" Even though he seemed to enjoy the assplay, Tom Brady took a helluva pumpling from the Pittsburgh Steelers the other day."

From the Urban Dictionary: http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Petri Douche:

A place/location where a lot of douchebags are known to congregate.

A place that attracts and seemingly breeds chavs/douchebags/jackwagons/etc etc.
Oh hell no I'm not going to Wetherspoons, that place is a petri douche!

Or: urgh why would you want to go to Las Vegas, that place is such a petri douche.

sonofabitch:

noun

A term of "endearment" used to describe any and all members of Steelers Xtreme for getting a good burn in on another member.

An exclamation alerting any person in the immediate vicinity of douchebaggery of the highest order.

used in a sentence:

"Buddha looks to be close to giving birth to those twins soon."

"SONOFABITCH!!!"



*copyright Buddha Bus 2012

I don't care what you claim, Jon owns "Sonofabitch"

bayz101 wrote:

I don't care what you claim, Jon owns "Sonofabitch"

You'd better care. Jon can't ban your ass.

Exhausipated


When you're too tired to give a shit.

Buddhacious:

adjective

To be round, drunk, and sexy on a grand scale.

used in a sentence:

Girlfriend, look at that big, studly, Buddhacious hunk of man over there chugging those beers!