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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Life's Great Mysteries. Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:13 am | |
| From CrazyThoughts.com: http://www.crazythoughts.com/
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
What is Satan's last name?
Why do doctors leave the room when you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Where does the toetag go on a dead person if they don't have toes?
If a person dies and then springs back to life, do they get their money back for the coffin?
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
Do they bury people with their braces on?
How far east can you go before you're heading west?
How does a Real Estate company sell its office without causing confusion?
Do dentists go to other dentists or do they just do it themselves?
If, in a baseball game, the batter hits a ball splitting it right down the center with half the ball flying out of the park and the other half being caught, what is the final ruling?
If you were to get drunk in a country where the drinking limit is under 21, and went to the states and were still over the limit, could they arrest you for underage drinking even though you did not do the drinking in the states.
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stlrtruck
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Mon Apr 04, 2011 7:50 am | |
| HEY I READ THIS STUFF!! :cyclops:
But I want to know:
If it's called tourist season, why can't we hunt them? | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Mon Apr 04, 2011 5:01 pm | |
| - stlrtruck wrote:
- HEY I READ THIS STUFF!! :cyclops:
But I want to know:
If it's called tourist season, why can't we hunt them? You can, but you'll probably end up having your ass hunted in prison.  | |
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LadyOfSteel
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Mon Apr 04, 2011 8:03 pm | |
| Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?Because who could order a Mcweiner wilh a strait face! | |
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SteelersYak
Posts : 6476
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Mon Apr 04, 2011 9:09 pm | |
| Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?
Why did I sign up for this forum?
How does Wally drink pee pee water, get drunk, AND enjoy it?
Where did Buddha get his 6 pack abs?
Which came first: Julia Child's plate o death or Trucks? | |
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Wallace108
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Location : Y'Town, Ohio
| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Apr 05, 2011 2:43 am | |
| _________________  If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Apr 05, 2011 5:11 am | |
| Why does B-Dub dream about dressing in a Catholic girl's school uniform and teasing truckers on the interstate?
Why does Wally drink pee pee water for beer and claim to enjoy it?
How has Truck not been arrested on suspicion of attempted murder in the poisoning of Jon?
Does LoS really have to put up with Wally's shit everyday? _________________  -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:27 am | |
| Why does Wally Balls claim that BootyBus steals his thunder when in fact the two share a brain and thunder? Wouldn't BootyBus be stealing his own thunder then?
Why isn't MattyMe here?
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Apr 05, 2011 4:08 pm | |
| - BGSU A Dub wrote:
- Why does Wally Balls claim that BootyBus steals his thunder when in fact the two share a brain and thunder? Wouldn't BootyBus be stealing his own thunder then?
Why isn't MattyMe here?
That's deep, Dubs. Are you high? ;) _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Apr 05, 2011 6:44 pm | |
| - Buddha Bus wrote:
- BGSU A Dub wrote:
- Why does Wally Balls claim that BootyBus steals his thunder when in fact the two share a brain and thunder? Wouldn't BootyBus be stealing his own thunder then?
Why isn't MattyMe here?
That's deep, Dubs. Are you high? ;) Some of us can reach deep parts of the galaxy without intoxication. Drugs and alcohol just hone the skills
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:07 pm | |
| Who cares who shot J.R.? Wasn't he a dick anyway?
What is that thing on Drew Brees' face?
If blind people wear dark glasses, why don't deaf people wear earmuffs? (From Squidoo.com)
Why can't we tickle ourselves? (From Squidoo.com) _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:45 am | |
| Will we be able to get Siss to this board? 
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Apr 07, 2011 12:59 am | |
| - BGSU A Dub wrote:
- Will we be able to get Siss to this board?
Yes. I'm preparing the Big Ben trap as we speak. Mystery solved. _________________ If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Apr 07, 2011 1:04 am | |
| What will Siss do since Big Ben is getting married?
Who looked at a can of Busch Light and decided "I am going to take a swaggle of that" and then after doing so decided to market such a product?
Since Wally Balls and ObamaBus share a brain, is it possible for them to have some sort of Species X Man Child?
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vasteeler
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:10 am | |
| why is it that this site is less than a week old and already smells like  | |
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Apr 07, 2011 11:14 am | |
| _________________ If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Apr 07, 2011 5:00 pm | |
| _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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SteelersYak
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri Apr 08, 2011 12:56 am | |
| Who thought to make a common word like read have so many meanings? it can be used as past, present, and future all based on how you say it. Why couldn't the future/present be "reed" and the past be "read"?
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri Apr 08, 2011 10:06 am | |
| If love truly conquers all, why is the divorce rate so high?
Who do clowns go to see to make them laugh?
In sci-fi movies, why do most people from other planets seem to speak English?
Where do all of your lost socks go? Do they have a secret meeting place? Are they plotting to destroy all humans for the indignities we have caused them?
Why is Paris Hilton famous?
How does David Arquette keep getting acting roles? How did he get to marry Courtney Cox? Did he drug her? _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri Apr 08, 2011 11:24 pm | |
| Why does Smokin' log on, look around and not post, log off, then come back at 4:27am and post bitching that nobody's around?  Does Wally know that people in third world desert countries won't even drink Busch Light? How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Seems like somebody would have funded a study on it by now, huh? Why doesn't the Trix rabbit just go to the store and buy a damn box of Trix cereal? _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sat Apr 09, 2011 12:02 am | |
| Do people who live in Blue Ball, PA have a high rate of frustration?
Are people who live in Intercourse, PA thoroughly satisfied?
Do people who live in Mudlick, KY hate their founders?
Do people who live in French Lick, IN generally have a bad taste in their mouths? _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Mon Apr 11, 2011 6:44 pm | |
| Why is Greenland all snowy, icy and cold while Iceland is plush and green?
Where the hell is Waldo and why is everybody looking for him?
Why can't anyone tell that Superman is actually Wallac.... I mean Clark Kent? _________________ -"I stand corrected... But I absolutely and wholeheartedly fart in the general direction of almost every other thing you have posted to this point."- | |
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Wallace108
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Apr 12, 2011 1:33 am | |
| Why do we ship by truck and send cargo by ship?
Why do feet smell and noses run?
Why is QUITE A FEW the same as QUITE A LOT?
Why could Superman stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someone threw a gun at him?
Who the hell is The Man? And why is always trying to hold everyone down?
What's so great about sliced bread?
Are foxes really crazy?
If firefighters fight fires and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight? (RIP George Carlin)
Why is lemon juice mostly artificial ingredients, but dish washing liquid contains real lemons? _________________ If you're going to be a smart ass, you'd better be smart. Otherwise, you're just an ass. | |
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Buddha Bus
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Apr 14, 2011 2:23 pm | |
| If you melt dry ice, what do you get?
What the hell was in the case that Marcellus Wallace wanted in "Pulp Fiction"?
Has Geraldo Rivera found anything in Al Capone's vault yet?
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JonM229
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| | Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Apr 14, 2011 7:15 pm | |
| - Buddha Bus wrote:
- From CrazyThoughts.com: http://www.crazythoughts.com/
Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
During the summer, the McDonalds around here sell bratwurst _________________  Wallace108: Jon, how the hell do you expect any of us to ever follow your posts? You always set the bar awfully high.  "Ray Rice is special. He is a guy for all situations, as I have said before, even in an elevator." -Mike Tomlin | |
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