From CrazyThoughts.com: http://www.crazythoughts.com/ Why doesn't McDonald's sell hotdogs?
During the summer, the McDonalds around here sell bratwurst
Hey Jon welcome to the FRAY.
Just a fair warning, stay away from my kitchen. I'm still dealing with the legal ramifications from the last time you stepped in my kitchen.
I'll have you know, good sir, that after making Biscuits and Gravy for my mother-in-law, she told me that she can never make them when I'm over because she's embarrassed by hers now.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:47 am
What the hell is wrong with our "Who's Online" feature here at SX? One minute somebody's "anonymous", then they aren't there at all, then they go from VA to FL in the blink of an eye.
Is the new House haunted?
Will Truck ever get the ability to give rep points?
Does steelerdude know that there is no prize for fastest drive-by post at SX?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sat Apr 16, 2011 12:58 am
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What the hell is wrong with our "Who's Online" feature here at SX? One minute somebody's "anonymous", then they aren't there at all, then they go from VA to FL in the blink of an eye. I've lived in 3 states this week. I'm building up the frequent flyer miles.
Is the new House haunted? Yes
Will Truck ever get the ability to give rep points? Probably not. And I'm not giving him any reps until he figures it out.
Does steelerdude know that there is no prize for fastest drive-by post at SX? No. But there should be. I'm on it.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:14 pm
lace108Will Truck ever get the ability to give rep points? [color=red]Probably not. And I'm not giving him any reps until he figures it out.[/quote]
I'll have you know I figured it out and it's basically that IE 6 doesn't allow for the REP points, but my home computer does. I guess I'll need to ask work for an upgraded laptop.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sat Apr 16, 2011 9:48 pm
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I'll have you know I figured it out and it's basically that IE 6 doesn't allow for the REP points, but my home computer does. I guess I'll need to ask work for an upgraded laptop.
Just make sure you read my posts from your home computer so you can properly Rep me. Every one else's posts you can read from your work computer.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sat Apr 16, 2011 10:55 pm
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stlrtruck wrote:
I'll have you know I figured it out and it's basically that IE 6 doesn't allow for the REP points, but my home computer does. I guess I'll need to ask work for an upgraded laptop.
Just make sure you read my posts from your home computer so you can properly Rep me. Every one else's posts you can read from your work computer.
I'll REP you alright
Probably not as hard as LoS, but it'll be a nice little generation slap.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 06, 2011 4:59 pm
If youth is wasted on the young, why can't I just take it away from them?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 06, 2011 5:05 pm
Why does Donald Trump still wear that dead animal on his head?
Does he really think he's fooling anybody?
Does he realize that in a heavy windstorm he looks like Ernie "Big Ern" McCracken from the movie "Kingpin"?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sat May 07, 2011 12:41 am
If two negatives make a positive, then why don't two wrongs make a right?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu May 19, 2011 5:49 pm
Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Why do people who are about to be executed by lethal injection have their arms swabbed with alcohol?
What do people who have been blind since birth see when they dream?
Why don't they make a cat food that tastes like a cat's ass?
Why don't they make a dog food that tastes like a dog's balls?
Who created God?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu May 19, 2011 6:14 pm
Why is there brail on the drive-up ATMs?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 27, 2011 12:48 am
What do atheists say to each other when they sneeze?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 27, 2011 12:54 am
Why is a heart shape shaped like a heart when it's not even shaped like a heart?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 27, 2011 12:55 am
Who framed Roger Rabbit's portrait?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 27, 2011 1:26 am
Why is it called throwing up? Shouldn't it be called throwing down?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 27, 2011 1:27 am
Buddha Bus wrote:
What do atheists say to each other when they sneeze?
Dane Cook addressed this:
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 27, 2011 1:28 am
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Why is it called throwing up? Shouldn't it be called throwing down?
Or throwing out?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 27, 2011 1:28 am
Wallace108 wrote:
Why is it called throwing up? Shouldn't it be called throwing down?
Because the yuck comes up the throat. After the food went down it. Up is the opposite of down.
Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 27, 2011 2:25 am
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Wallace108 wrote:
Why is it called throwing up? Shouldn't it be called throwing down?
Because the yuck comes up the throat. After the food went down it. Up is the opposite of down.
It starts off going up, but it eventually goes down. What kind of prejudiced crap is this?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri May 27, 2011 8:18 am
What in the hell possessed Smokin' to fill his bi-annual post quota in one night?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Jun 26, 2011 11:13 am
Can I yell "Fire!" in a crowded movie theater, without the threat of legal repercussions, if there actually IS a fire?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Aug 16, 2011 7:03 pm
Has Brett Favre finally retired for real?
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