Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Aug 16, 2011 9:51 pm
Why is it professional athletes talk about the love of the game, until it comes time to renew their contract?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:19 am
who the hell is this?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Aug 18, 2011 4:49 pm
vasteeler wrote:
who the hell is this?
YOU BASTARD!!!!!
WHO IS THIS?!?!?
It's Vyvyan from the Brit-com "The Young Ones". Funny ass show if you like subcultural British humor. I got into it years ago in my teens when I first got MTV. They played it late at night and I instantly fell in love with the show. These videos should clear it up:
MYSTERY SOLVED!
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Wed Aug 31, 2011 11:28 am
why is it that i hear people say "im sweating like a dog"? dogs dont sweat
Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sat Dec 10, 2011 3:15 am
Why do Nascar drivers always refer to each other's car numbers rather than the other drivers' names?
For example: Jimmie Johnson will say, "I passed the 88 car." Why doesn't he say he passed Earnhardt? They all do it, and I don't understand it. It would be like Colt McCoy saying, "I got drilled by the 92 player."
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Wed Dec 21, 2011 7:10 pm
VA hasn't been on in 6 days. Has his computer gone up again or is he just afraid of the upcoming birthday cyber-spankings?
WHERE THE HELL IS FARRIOR?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
What possessed Wally to drink good beer?
How much longer can Mom withstand the onslaught of the Spammer Brigade?
Why is it that my dog wants the cat's food and my cat wants the dog's food?
What happens to a blind guy if he masturbates too much?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Dec 22, 2011 8:18 am
Buddha Bus wrote:
What happens to a blind guy if he masturbates too much?
A man walks in on his son masturbating and says, "Son, if you keep doing that you'll go blind!" The son replies, "I'm over here dad."
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:02 am
JonM229 wrote:
Mystery solved.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Jan 31, 2012 4:19 pm
Why is it that when you are behind someone in the fast lane on the highway for miles driving at or below the speed limit, as soon as you try to pass them they speed up? It's either that, or they wait till you pass and THEN get over.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Jan 31, 2012 6:15 pm
Why can you buy a Hungry Man dinner but not a Hungry Woman? I'm sure they get hungry too.
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Wallace108: Jon, how the hell do you expect any of us to ever follow your posts? You always set the bar awfully high.
"Ray Rice is special. He is a guy for all situations, as I have said before, even in an elevator." -Mike Tomlin
How has Jon managed to elude cryptozoologists around the world this long?
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Why can't cancer be cured? Where the hell ISCarmen San Diego? Where does Buddah get his wonderful sense of humor? Why do people on Warfarin (blood thinner; can't spell the generic name!) get so dam cold all the time even in this weather? (My dad is a perfect example of that!)
Why can't our Congress as whole stand up to Obama and tell him enough is enough? Why do people think there is no God? Why do the Ravens think they are going to the Super Bowl every year? Why do I love this icon so much?
And finally....
How did I get so lucky to have some really good buddies on this site? Sure love being here and enjoy being a member of the family.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Tue Aug 07, 2012 6:30 pm
Magnets, HOW DO THEY WORK?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Sep 16, 2012 9:51 am
Why do so many people seem to think Tim Tebow is a great football player?
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Mystery solved.
so much?
