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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Sep 16, 2012 11:25 am
bayz101 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
Why do so many people seem to think Tim Tebow is a great football player?
He is. Just an awful QB.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Fri Nov 01, 2013 12:20 pm
Wallace108 wrote:
Why do soccer fans always get into fights? Can't fans from two teams realize that they both have something in common ... that soccer sucks?
Isn't this identical to asking why browns fans fight visiting team's fans? They don't realize their team sucks, so they are fanatical, and every so often the browns out perform, giving their fans hope, and the cycle starts anew.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sat Aug 02, 2014 10:28 pm
Who the hell actually ENJOYS Mike's Hard Lemonade? Furthermore, why did the make one that's HardER? It's only HardER to drink!
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Apr 19, 2015 10:24 am
Buddha Bus wrote:
From CrazyThoughts.com: http://www.crazythoughts.com/
If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
George Carlin on: Swearing on the Bible
“Here's another one of these civic customs: swearing on the Bible.
Do you understand that shit? They tell you to raise your right hand, place your left hand on the Bible. Does this stuff really matter? Which hand? Does God really give a fuck about details like this?
Suppose you put right hand on the Bible, you raise your left hand. Would that count? Or would God say: "Sorry, wrong hand! Try again!" Why does one hand have to be raised? What is the magic in this gesture? This seems like some sort of a primitive voodoo mojo shtick.
Why not put your left hand on the Bible, let your right hand hang down by your side? That's more natural. Or put it in your pocket. That's what your mother used to say. "Don't put your hands in your pockets!" Does she know something we don't know? Is this hand shit really important?
Let's get back to the Bible: America's favorite national theatrical prop.
Suppose the Bible they hand you to swear on is upside-down. Or backwards. Or both! And you swear to tell the truth on an upside-down backwards Bible. Would that count? Suppose the Bible they hand you is an old Bible and half the pages are missing. Suppose all they have is a Chinese Bible, in an American court! Or Braille Bible, and you're not blind! Suppose they hand you an upside-down, backwards Chinese Braille Bible with half the pages missing!
At what point does all of this stuff just break down and become just a lot of stupid shit that somebody made up? They fucking made it up, folks! It's make-believe!”
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Apr 19, 2015 1:33 pm
george carlin is funny tee hee
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:40 pm
Lokki wrote:
SteelersYak wrote:
Where did Buddha get his 6 pack abs?
Mystery solved!
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:14 pm
Lokki wrote:
SteelersYak wrote:
Where did Buddha get his 6 pack abs?
No mystery really. "6 pack abs" in relation to me is not a description of what they look like, but rather the training regimen of 12 ounce dead lifts I utilize to achieve my Adonis-like physique.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:17 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
No mystery really. "6 pack abs" in relation to me is not a description of what they look like, but rather the training regimen of 12 ounce dead lifts I utilize to achieve my Adrian Adonis-like physique.
Fixed it for ya.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:19 pm
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
No mystery really. "6 pack abs" in relation to me is not a description of what they look like, but rather the training regimen of 12 ounce dead lifts I utilize to achieve my Adrian Adonis-like physique.
Fixed it for ya.
Sonofabitch.
You really think I look that good?
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:22 pm
Buddha Bus wrote:
Sonofabitch.
You really think I look that good?
Only when you get dolled up A-A-A-A-A-Adrian.
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Subject: Re: Life's Great Mysteries. Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:33 pm
Wallace108 wrote:
Buddha Bus wrote:
Sonofabitch.
You really think I look that good?
Only when you get dolled up A-A-A-A-A-Adrian.
Don't hate me because I'm beautiful.
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Mystery solved!
